RuPaul’s Drag Race Recap: “Let’s Get Ready To Jiggle!”
Twelve girls survived the RuPocalypse, bringing us to Episode Two. But it’s only sixty minutes long! Nooo! Well, Ru giveth, and Ru taketh away.
We start with a reminder of last week’s axed contestant; written in lipstick are the final words of Alisia “Proud Of Her Titties” Summers: Keep it cute, ladies! Shady sisters 4-ever! <3 Alisa
Oh, elimination. It’s the price you pay for basing your drag around a pair of fire boobs (well, a pair of bad fire boobs).
Before Jiggly Caliente wipes the mirror clean, Phi Phi O’Hara asks if they can just “switch Jiggly for Alisa?” The queens raise their hands in agreement. And after Jiggly’s terrible ‘tude on last week’s Untucked, I would have been right there with them.
Latrice Royale tells Lashauwn Beyond that she’s been dubbed as “the silent killer.” I agree that Lashauwn flew under the radar last week, but I don’t think putting a massive headdress on your costume classifies as “silent” anything.
But was she killer? Totes!
Click through for our rundown of the whole episode!
Where are the Queerty stories about Zsa Zsa Gobor turning 95? Or SMASH? We need to get our gay on!
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I think I’m starting to “get,” and perhaps really love, Willam (If you read this blog this week, I really am loving you, girl! And I’m sorry I called you “grating” last week- spoke too soon!). Chad is also quickly heading up my list, and Sharon has been firmly planted there since the sneak peeks. Ironically, however, it was The Princess who really won me over last night! I thought her meekness (or “zen,” as she called it) was endearing, and I admired her punk rock and uncompromising take on “girly” (more irreverent than Sharon’s!).
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Sharon and Latrice ftw!
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Sex and the city outfit? More like sex in the alley! Shoot
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I would kill for some nude pics of Kenya
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Has a big girl ever won? I’m a Sharon Needles fan, but looking at the clips of future episodes on the Logo web site (they are at the beginning of all the entire episodes) I don’t think she hangs around until much longer. But that drama mess Jiggly does.
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HAHA! my bye was bitchy because Right before I said BYE, The Princess was asked to lip-sync. RuPaul then told me I was safe and I asked him if i could lip-sync for The Princess because I was the team captain and wanted to take responsibility (I have no clue if The Princess would’ve let me but I wanted to offer). But Ru, without even making eye contact said “You’re going off script” and as soon as he got out the last word i was like ok peace in my head so i just threw out a “BYE” and walked off.
so yea. My tone was very pointed when i said Bye but i was just looking to get the fuck into the safe zone behind the runway
WILLAM
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SPOILER ALERT
@7 Mark No, if you count unique outfits on the Main Stage in the previews, it looks like Sharon has around 5 with Jiggly having 4. Not scientific but a factor. I count 5 for Willam, 6 for Chad and Latrice …but they don’t always give it all away. So Sharon at least makes it to 5 or 6 weeks. I’d say with her exuberance and positive attitude on Twitter and FB, she did VERY well in this contest.
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I was actually bored with last nights episode.