Ryan Gosling was just nominated for an Oscar and La La Land just received 14 nominations — but that’s not important right now.
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What’s important, apparently, is Ryan Gosling’s new wax figure. Apparently it induces shivers.
Madame Tussauds Berlin just unveiled their freshly-hewn Ryan Gosling wax figure, and it’s too much for the Internet to take.
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MTV? They couldn’t handle it: “Ryan Gosling’s New Wax Figure Will Strike Fear Into Your Soul,” warns the headline.
Vogue Australia can’t cope: “Ryan Gosling’s Wax Figure Is Really Creepy,” it says.
It’s obvious Elite Daily doesn’t know what we get up to in our personal lives: “Ryan Gosling’s Wax Figure Is The Scariest Thing You’ll See Today.”
We wish, Elite Daily. Check your privilege, Elite Daily.
Then there’s the editorial team over at JOE — surely they’re hard-bitten news journos who’ve seen some things in their day?
Perhaps — but judging by their headline, none of those things happened to be a terrifying Ryan Gosling wax figure:
“Ryan Gosling’s New Wax Statue Is, Quite Frankly, Absolutely Terrifying.”
Personally, we don’t see what the big deal is.
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No, it looks like this. No big.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Actually it looks better — at least his eyes are level now. (Isn’t that cheating the whole verisimilitude thing?)
Jack Meoff
All wax works look creepy. I have never understood the appeal of them. They rarely look exactly like the real person and I don’t understand what the reason is for creating them beyond charging admission to see them.
Tracy Pope
Too often Queerty tries to emulate Buzzfeed. Stop that. It’s sophomoric.
Brian
Gosling has the strangest eyes. His mouth reminds me of a purse.
Sluggo2007
Must be a slow news day.