Is Ryan Gosling’s newly unveiled wax sculpture really THIS creepy?

Ryan Gosling was just nominated for an Oscar and La La Land just received 14 nominations — but that’s not important right now.

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What’s important, apparently, is Ryan Gosling’s new wax figure. Apparently it induces shivers.

Madame Tussauds Berlin just unveiled their freshly-hewn Ryan Gosling wax figure, and it’s too much for the Internet to take.

MTV? They couldn’t handle it: “Ryan Gosling’s New Wax Figure Will Strike Fear Into Your Soul,” warns the headline.

Vogue Australia can’t cope: “Ryan Gosling’s Wax Figure Is Really Creepy,” it says.

It’s obvious Elite Daily doesn’t know what we get up to in our personal lives: “Ryan Gosling’s Wax Figure Is The Scariest Thing You’ll See Today.”

We wish, Elite Daily. Check your privilege, Elite Daily.

Then there’s the editorial team over at JOE — surely they’re hard-bitten news journos who’ve seen some things in their day?

Perhaps — but judging by their headline, none of those things happened to be a terrifying Ryan Gosling wax figure:

“Ryan Gosling’s New Wax Statue Is, Quite Frankly, Absolutely Terrifying.”

Personally, we don’t see what the big deal is.

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No, it looks like this. No big.