The first teaser for the upcoming season of American Horror Story scuttled our way last night, which revealed the overarching theme — but only after Ryan Murphy taunted fans with a few clues and dripping-red herrings on his Instagram account.
Is it… a horrible remake of the horrible remake of the classic occult melodrama The Wicker Man?
Is it… the official Creepshow 3, replacing The Gravedigger with theoretically frightening Twisty The Clown from AHS: Freak Show?
Is it… this fucking thing?
How about we take this to the next level?
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There you have it. The next season will be officially Keeping Up With The Jonestowns and officially all things occult and culty: Think Heaven’s Gate realness, Hale Bopp, The Manson Family, human sacrifices; the works.
The trailers and opening title sequences are always our favorite part of the show (by a long stretch), and this one certainly doesn’t disappoint.
Watch:
WeHoGuy69
Shark, thy name is Jump.
NateB79
Oh man no kidding. A clown cult? Ugh, I think the show has run it’s course.
NateB79
*its
Xzamilloh
If there is one thing Nip/Tuck, Glee, and Scream Queens has taught me, it’s that only Ryan Murphy can ruin Ryan Murphy. AHS: Coven is where he started to lose me, Freakshow is where he lost me, Hotel was a convoluted mess that traded celebrity for story, and I didn’t even waste my time with Roanoke. I do, however, love the trailers, as they are usually visually stunning and are more elaborately thought out than the stories in the seasons.
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