Who’s your daddy?
Ryan Reyonlds, if you’re lucky.
The 39-year-old actor and his wife, Blake Lively, are expecting their second child very, very soon. Since first becoming a dad two years ago, Reynolds has been educating the Twittersphere on everything he’s learned about child-rearing. Now, we usually turn and run the other way when people start talking too much about their offspring, except in Ryan’s case. His tweets are actually hilarious, even if you don’t have kids.
Check out some of his observations…
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Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 22, 2016
Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering, "I can't do this".
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2015
Healthy Parenting Tip No. 34: Get the child into showbiz as soon as possible.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 1, 2016
Being a father means responsibility. Not just for your main family, but also the secret one in Denmark nobody knows about.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2016
Put the baby down in her crib tonight. She scrunched her nose so cute, giggled, then turned into thousands of bats.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 10, 2016
What's better than a 12 hour drive with a screaming 1 year old? Not including hepatitis.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 2, 2016
My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2015
Tip: It's important parents take little "time outs" for themselves too. Even if you feel pretty guilty when you return 14 years later.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) May 3, 2016
Selecting a lower back tattoo for an infant is easy. Finding someone willing to do the work is challenging. https://t.co/8IcMRo21fw
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 11, 2015
My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 16, 2016
h/t: E! Online
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Chris
Funny!
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Jesus. I pray for this site.
Maybe now at last something about Moonlight?????
Jack Meoff
Laughing. I love Ryan he is so irreverent but not insulting. Very funny man.
DMRX
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID:
Since all you seem to be able to do is gripe, why do you bother coming here? I promise that none of us will miss you.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
@DMRX: < Literally whoooooo?????