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Sadness Plagues The Magic Kingdom As One Million Moms Calls For “Gay Days” Boycott

walt-disney-worldSince issuing several unsuccessful boycotts against corporations in favor of same-sex marriage and the “homosexual agenda,” the two women behind One Million Moms have announced beef with one of their biggest targets yet—Disney.

In an alert issued on their website, One Million Moms is warning families in the Orlando area to reschedule their June vacations, or at least steer clear of Disney World on June 1, which will mark the 23rd anniversary of the resort’s unofficial “Gay Day.”

According to One Million Moms, “not everyone there [Disney World] will be excited, innocent children anticipating a fun weekend at Disney World,” which is concerning because everyone’s best childhood memories should be constructed around groups of bigoted, close-minded adults opposed to social change. “The first Saturday in June, homosexuals, bisexuals and transvestites will be at the Magic Kingdom with an agenda and purpose different than what would be expected at Disney.”

The alert continues:

Homosexuals will be celebrating the 23rd anniversary of Gay Day wearing matching Gay Day merchandise, such as T-shirts. There will also be transvestites dressed in drag showing their support for the event. This event is planned with the intent to expose and desensitize children to this lifestyle by same-sex couples holding hands, hugging and kissing. In short, a Gay Day participant’s main goal is to be seen versus seeing Disney World.

Attacking Disney—a company that’s more or less responsible for raising generations of high-functioning adults with messages of acceptance—is OMM’s most despicable feat yet. If there’s any organization with the authority to decide what is and isn’t decent for children’s eyes, it’s Disney.

But there’s one major design flaw in OMM’s boycott that removes Disney from the equation entirely: Gay Days is not (and has never been) promoted or endorsed by Disney. The event itself is executed by a completely separate organization (which, by the way, has corporate sponsors including Bud Light, Ketel One, and the city of Las Vegas’ Tourism Bureau).

OMM claims Disney representatives are irresponsible for “going along” with the swarms of homosexuals entering the park on June 1, and should “monitor this day and event for public displays of affection and require proper conduct and appropriate attire.”

Agh! How dare the most magical place on Earth let happy couples and happy children express love, genuine excitement and joy! Don’t you silly “homosexuals, bisexuals and transvestites” know that “feeling the magic” is a right reserved exclusively for miserable mothers “protecting” their children from something they were never bothered by in the first place?! Sheesh!