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Sam Champion Loving The Snatch?

If you’re a gay New Yorker, you’ve no doubt seen a shirtless Sam Champion living it up at the gay nightspots. We sure as shit have – and, quite frankly, it’s whore-ific!

Considering the body of empirical evidence supporting the GMA weatherman’s man loving, we can’t help but wonder whether he’s turned Scientologist. Consider this piece of Gawker-acquired gossip:

Here’s a bizarre sighting of the ABC weatherman with a female date at the Royalton’s new restaurant. “Friday January 18th, 9pm 44th and 6th Ave: Sam Champion the weatherman making out with his dining companion at Brasserie 44… AND IT WAS A WOMAN! His ‘date’ climbed on top of his lap (knocking over the vase on the table) and started sucking face. Drawing audible gasps from the people dining nearby.”

We’re absolutely faggergasted!