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San Francisco’s Bisexual Penguin Harry Near Death?

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Harry, the bisexual penguin at the San Francisco Zoo who this summer ditched his male mate of six years, Pepper, to take up with lady friend Linda, has fallen seriously ill. He’s being treated for “a life-threatening respiratory infection” called aspergillosis, which after zoo keepers diagnosed after noticing Harry (pictured, front) coughing and a waning appetite. Linda remains by his side.

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24 Comments

  • terrwill

    That beaked bitch gave him cooties!!!

  • Queeny San Francisco

    San Francisco has seen enough LGBT deaths, human or penguin. All the best to you Harry. Much love.

  • romeo

    That’s what happens. Just sayin’

  • mikeandrewsdantescove

    Being from San Francisco, I will have Harry in my thoughts despite breaking the heart of Pepper.

    JJ Adams
    http://jjadams928.blogspot.com/

  • J. Clarence

    Karma’s a bitch, Harry.

    He left a good home and partner for the vagina and now he’s on his death bed. May this serve as a lesson to the Ted Heggard and Larry Craig’s of the world, and their penguin counterparts.

    I’m just kidding. I hope he recovers.

  • David Ehrenstein

    Heterosexuality is bad for your health.

  • Jack

    It’s god’s judgement on his chosen heterosexual lifestyle!

  • solis

    I don’t want to start any rumors, but this may be the second known male partner that Linda will have “survived” … I’m just saying …
    I just hope that Harry and Pepper have settled their differences. The buzz at a recent SF Blacktie New Year’s Eve soirree was that Pepper was spotted fin and fin with a dashing younger gayguin.

  • schlukitz

    Solis, you have me ROTF and LMAO.

    A dashing young gayguin?

    Love it.

  • 1EqualityUSA

    #10 love it

  • Lukas P.

    Wasn’t Gayguin a famous French painter?!

    Godspeed to you Harry. Don’t eat anything that Linda tries to feed you, buddy. I know this from experience!

  • terrwill

    Upon hearing this news about the prior relationship between Harry and Pepper Maggie Gallaguin and James Dobsfin have scheduled a news conference to begin demanding anti Gayquatic marriage laws be enacted immediatley

  • schlukitz

    No. 12 · Lukas P.

    Wasn’t Gayguin a famous French painter?!

    But, of course, Monsieur. Sans aucun doute. ;P

  • schlukitz

    No. 12 · Lukas P.

    Wasn’t Gayguin a famous French painter?

    But, of course, Monsieur, of course!

  • schlukitz

    lol @ Terrwill no. 13.

    That makes two new words in my Queer Lexicon.

    1) Gayquin

    @) Gayquatic

  • Ian

    Serves the man-bitch right for dumping Pepper after six years for some hot clambake. I hope Pepper’s new beau is younger and hotter than you Harry, and you get to see Pepper very happy with him before you croak and realize what you’ve missed out on!

  • terrwill

    One would imagine that the funeral is going to be black tie…………. % P

  • Qubified

    Thanks for the biphobic comments…

  • romeo

    Lighten up Qube.

  • Fitz

    The comments were not bi-phobic, they were abandonment-phobic.

  • terrwill

    Can’t for once we have a NBZ???? (no bitchiness zone)

  • Thom

    lol it was about penguins, how serious are the comments supposed to be? haha

  • 1EqualityUSA

    Death March of the Penguins

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