Santa Pulls A Mark Foley

By Andrew Belonsky October 26, 2006 at 11:10am

We thought you guys would get a kick out of this cartoon by Danny Shanahan found in this week’s New Yorker.

Why? Because you’re all sick, twisted individuals. How do we know this? Just call it a hunch.

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