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Santorum 2012: Crappiest Presidential Campaign Ever?

It’s official. Rick “frothy mix” Santorum is running for president, if only to change the search results associated with his name. Will Urban Outfitters openly sponsor his campaign? We don’t know, but his entry into the GOP presidential candidate pool all but ensures an election season full of LULZ because apart from his crappy last name, he’s also got two fake twitter accounts mocking his anti-gay politics. Let’s join in the laugh parade!

First there’s @RickSantorumPR, an enthusiastic and headstrong candidate who’s gleefully ignorant about his unfortunate name recognition:

Then there’s @FakeSantorum who is apparently pretty durned gay for a man who has co-produced seven babies:

You can also expect to have Santorum questioned on his anti-gay views throughout the GOP primary, which will force his competitors to admit whether they share his views om gay sex leading to man-on-dog action. Beastiality as a legitimate debate topic? Hells yeah.

Lincoln and Douglas are probably looking up from their lecturns in hell and thinking, “Oooh, gurl. Just stop!”

High school image of Santorum via Truth Wins Out