Before we even get started, we need to clarify that, no, this is not a joke. This is totally 100% serious.
In response to the whole Dylan Mulvaney/Bud Light controversy, politico nepo baby Sarah Huckabee Sanders launched her very only line of transphobic beer koozies over the weekend that celebrate “real women” and feature the faces of other trans-hating female GOP governors.
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You can’t make this sh*t up.
Sanders shared an ad for the beer koozies on her official Twitter page yesterday, along with the caption, “Real women don’t have to fake it.”
The video is one of those things you simply have to see to believe.
“Big companies can’t tell the difference between real and fake anymore,” the ad says. “We will know the difference.”
The ad says the beer koozies are useful because they can help transphobes “salute the real women of politics” while “covering up the label of a big woke company” at their backyard barbecues, tailgating events, cross burnings, etc.
Sanders followed up her first tweet with a retweet that said, “We like our beer cold, not woke.”
The beer koozies, which come in packs of two, sell for $15 a pop on Sanders’ website, with proceeds going to her campaign committee. And the response has been, well, probably not quite what she was hoping for, but exactly what you might expect.
Let’s take a look…
Holy #^*} this actually is “real!” Satire is dead. This is hilariously delusional.
— Brian Sims 🌈 (@BrianSimsPA) April 24, 2023
This is like the cringiest thing ive seen all day. 😂
— Kareem T. – Summa Cum Laude (@kareemthegemini) April 24, 2023
It’s like a GOP-horror-comedy directed by Marge, produced by Kari Lake, written by Boebert (if she knew how to write) and enjoyed by Mike Lindell in his dark basement.
— 💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 (@herotimeszero) April 24, 2023
You realize that these are all actors who are faking it.
— u/masterMack (Top 130% OF) (@2masterMack) April 24, 2023
Never miss a chance to grift, eh?
— Lady 🐝 Bee 🐝 Middlemast-Neal #EnoughIsEnough (@Mistyswoman) April 24, 2023
PS this is the tackiest thing I’ve seen this year – so kudos for that, anyway.
This is real?!! Tell me this isn’t real. Please.
— Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) April 24, 2023
Whoever you got to produce this pranked you, hardcore, and you can’t even tell. It’s glorious. 😊
— Michael VanDeMar (@mvandemar) April 24, 2023
Why are they saluting incorrectly? Seems very un-American.
— Annabelle Peaches (@annaisapeach) April 24, 2023
Since taking office in January, Sanders has made attacking LGBTQ+ people one of her top priorities as chief executive of the fourth poorest state in the nation.
One of her very first acts as governor was to ban state agencies from using the gender-neutral term “Latinx.” She followed that up by signing a “Don’t Say Gay” law prohibiting teachers from talking about gender identity and sexual orientation in the classroom, another one policing what bathrooms trans students and teachers can use at school, and another one demanding teachers only address students with pronouns listed on their birth certificates.
But Sanders isn’t the only right wingnut trying to profit off the whole Bud Light thing.
Seth Weathers, CEO of two right-wing lifestyle brands called Freedom Speaks Up and Conservative Body, recently launched his own brand of “woke-free” beer company with an ad almost (but not quite) as dumb as the one released by the Arkansas governor.
London_resistance
oh dear, latest news is the company that makes Bud Light beer, ( Beer?? or what we Europeans call weak plss) has sacked the woke marketing exec who thought up the ridiculous trans identified man dylan mulvaney to promote their drink. This is after a massive boycott of the rat’s plss in a can by angry customers
And yet Nike doesn’t appear to have suffered any ill effect as yet by its insult to woman by having the ludicrous dylan mulvaney’s mock women by modelling a sports bra.
Lesson, piss off men and you suffer consequences- ie bud light. Piss off women and you get away with it- but that is par for the course with this trans BS
dbmcvey
Lesson, London is the latest name of the conservative trolls that haunt this site.
abfab
At least, this lunatic has a fabulous outlet to vent. Hate to see it go all postal on The Streets of London.
abfab
This blob from overseas…..another thing he knows little about…the great beers in the US. Some of our IPAs are so yummy. Of course, they won’t give him a passport so he knows very little about other lands.
Den
Bud Light is the highest selling beer in the US and the fourth highest selling beer in the world. A 17% decrease in sales will hardly bother Anheuser-Busch. And in a few weeks the low intellect right will have moved on to the next bit of fear porn and culture wars outrage. Just like that “J6 Choir” bullshit…it was number one on Billboard and Apple Music for a few days, but now has faded into oblivion. These folks have no attention span, no critical faculties and no focus.
abfab
Oh now he’s calling himself European. Yes, you are just oozing sophistication and world class. Piss off.
Diplomat
Who in their left or right mind would ever buy Kooties beer? I mean. Come. ON. PEOPLE.
DBMC
Did someone living their life trigger you?
Matthewnow
Sarah honey. Pookie. Dumb K*unt. You give us the wealth that is your single digit IQ. Did you forget your helmet when you got on the small bus to the arts and crafts fair. Is America really winding down?
correctio
friendly reminder that you don’t have to rely on misogyny to criticize people like Sarah Suckabee Sanders
dbmcvey
That’s what I want to see when I’m drinking a beer. Sarah Sanders grinning at me like Pennywise.
RIGay
Sarah! Thank you! I was looking for something to store my Fleshlight in.
NateOcean
They stole this from Saturday Night Live, right?
(right up there with the “floor-wax / dessert-topping” and the “Autumn Fizz Carbonated Douche”)
scotty
“shimmer”
radiooutmike
Remember Bud Light’s ad campaign, “Real Men of Genius”?
This ain’t that. I guess I should not hold my breath for Maura Healy or Ayanna Pressley koozies?
Just.my.opinion
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is an embarrassment to the state of Arkansas and to the entire United States. Anyone who voted for her or supports her in any way is an absolute idiot. Please do not give her any publicity – even if it is to make fun of her.
abfab
We could have given Hitler more publicity before the Genocide. But no, we were mostly anti-Semitic.
Like most of these dangerous fools she needs to be brought up to the surface as much as possible. Sorry. Not.
Den
The problem is she was obviously NOT an embarrassment to the voting population of Arkansas, a state solidly at the bottom in almost all quality of life metrics. And she undoubtedly has national political aspirations. Given the problematic Electoral College system gave us 4 years of Donald Trump, her antics and lack of qualifications need to be publicized as often as possible. She richly deserves ridicule.
NateOcean
Remember, you can’t spell “embarrassment” without an “ass”.
Kangol2
@just.my.opinion, keep in mind that the only people who voted en masse AGAINST the Huckabeast were Arkansas’s Black Democratic voters. She won the state’s White voters in a landslide, and won the election in a landslide (63% to 35%) despite her demonstrated record as a liar and shill for Don the Con. In fact her lying for Don the Con probably gave her a boost!
Plato
I guess racism, fascism, and stupid can be found anywhere.
My dad always encouraged me to further my education. He said it was so I would recognize ignorance wherever I came across it.
Dad, I’ve found another one….
still_onthemark
I’ve been to Arkansas and it looked like a “real woman” there is at least 200 pounds!
Den
We really should refrain from sexist attacks. There is no shortage of heavy progressive women or transwomen (I know a few). It is easy enough to attack Arkansas folks for their political choices and the depths to which they have allowed their state to sink.
still_onthemark
Den – Oh dear, I wasn’t trying to be sexist. The men in Arkansas are even fatter than the women!
Stan H
she is just pissed because all drag queens and transgender women look better than her.
Georgeiv2
Its not only them that look better than Sweaty Betty . No wonder the men in Arkansas are going gay !
Diplomat
Can we get real here? Now who in their right mind, or left, would ever drink Kooties beer? I mean. come. oN. PEOPLE. Did I hear “more Kooties please”?
DBMC
Now we’ve heard from the playground.
scotty
realy fugly woman. if she actually is a woman, as i personally feel there is some doubt whether or not she is a bio female.
okiloki
The irony. She is not the woman anyone would aspire to be nor the one any man would want to be with. A real life Nurse Ratchet.
Kangol2
The Huckabeast strikes again!