Save The Boom Continues

Gays are hoping billionaire Steven F. Udvar-Hazy will find it in his diamond-studded heart to relinquish control of Laguna Beach’s Boom Boom Room. Said one homo, “Thousands of yellow post cards have been printed and we hope to fill his Los Angeles office with them. We will be getting as many people to sign and mail them to Mr. Udvar-Hazy as we can until this historic property returns to the way it has been for over 60 years.” What? Drenched in sweat and semen?