Yury Zavalsky, the director of an “elite” public school in Moscow, insists the gay porn and dildos found in his office by firefighters putting out a Saturday blaze belong to his nephew, but he cannot explain why he was storing them in his office.
educational tools
Michael
These “instructional aids” were kept at the school rather than his home? Me thinks there is a bit more to this story, lost somewhere in the translation from Russian.
TonyD
I can’t help but think, “What if this was Dumbledork?” of the kid’s Harry Potter series. Oops!
TonyD
I can’t help but picture Dumbledork of the children’s book series, Harry Potter. “I found the dead Headmaster’s old wands, but they smell a bit odd, Ron!”
D.R.A.
I hope this poor guy doesn’t get ostracized (or worse) because of this.
B
No. 4 · D.R.A. wrote, “I hope this poor guy doesn’t get ostracized (or worse) because of this.” … the “or worse” might be actually using that crazy-looking red dildo QUEERTY had in the photo.
ron
@B: REALLY!! What the fuck is that thing?! I can’t believe the things people will shove up their bum!
L.
With uncles like these, who needs enemies.
B
No. 6 · ron wrote, “@B: REALLY!! What the fuck is that thing?! I can’t believe the things people will shove up their bum!”
You better have really good spacial-visualization skills to even consider pushing that thing in on your own (which readers should take as a comment about its complex shape, not a comment about sexual practices).
Victim of circumstance
*cue:70’s porn music and sleezy anouncer voice* “what happens when a group of ripped,russian firefighters finnish the job early and decide to take a break? with the help of an unexpected discovery, the boys in masks take you on a trip you won’t soon forget………”