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  • Michael

    These “instructional aids” were kept at the school rather than his home? Me thinks there is a bit more to this story, lost somewhere in the translation from Russian.

  • TonyD

    I can’t help but think, “What if this was Dumbledork?” of the kid’s Harry Potter series. Oops!

  • TonyD

    I can’t help but picture Dumbledork of the children’s book series, Harry Potter. “I found the dead Headmaster’s old wands, but they smell a bit odd, Ron!”

  • D.R.A.

    I hope this poor guy doesn’t get ostracized (or worse) because of this.

  • B

    No. 4 · D.R.A. wrote, “I hope this poor guy doesn’t get ostracized (or worse) because of this.” … the “or worse” might be actually using that crazy-looking red dildo QUEERTY had in the photo.

  • ron

    @B: REALLY!! What the fuck is that thing?! I can’t believe the things people will shove up their bum!

  • L.

    With uncles like these, who needs enemies.

  • B

    No. 6 · ron wrote, “@B: REALLY!! What the fuck is that thing?! I can’t believe the things people will shove up their bum!”

    You better have really good spacial-visualization skills to even consider pushing that thing in on your own (which readers should take as a comment about its complex shape, not a comment about sexual practices).

  • Victim of circumstance

    *cue:70’s porn music and sleezy anouncer voice* “what happens when a group of ripped,russian firefighters finnish the job early and decide to take a break? with the help of an unexpected discovery, the boys in masks take you on a trip you won’t soon forget………”

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