Police Investigating Attack as Hate Crime

Seattle Gay Attacked Sunday

Seattle police are investigating a potential hate crime after a group attacked a gay man this weekend.

The unidentified man and his boyfriend were strolling down the road at 2:40am Sunday when one of the hateful group yelled an anti-gay epithet. Ballsy beyond belief, one of the gay boys approached the verbal attacker.

Unfortunately, the homophobe wasn’t having it and immediately punched the man before throwing him to the ground. As happens, his friends decided to join the faggot-beating fun. Then, the cowards clamored into a vehicle and sped off.

The quick thinking queers managed to write down the license plate number, which police say belongs to a 2000 Honda. Hopefully they’ll be able to track that Honda and its hateful owners.