See George Takei’s Perfect Responses To Idiots Of The Internet
Because George Takei can do no wrong, and because the internet is so ripe with idiocy, here he is responding to social media questions that make us groan in the bad way.
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Still Asian, old, wrinkled, and unfunny!
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@Dxley: Well, it wouldn’t be Queerty without some bitchy anonymous fuckstick throwing shade.
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@unclemike: Right on, Uncle Mike! George is a National Treasure!
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You GO George!
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I wouldn’t be surprised that when I die and get to heaven that God is George Takei.
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Ha! @Dxley: just described his Daddy’s backside that he is always kissing.
Don’t you get that NOBODY likes you Dxley? Just go away already.
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@DarkZephyr: Don’t. Not unless you want to provoke seventeen successive posts each eight paragraphs long exlaining just how little shitwit cares whether you like it or not.
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Keshaun: I’ve wondered about that also. A lot of gay men like to present exaggerated versions of femininity, so it probably has something to do with that.
Eddie Bravo: Serving = Submission. Most gay men are total bottoms. Figure it out.
Teddy: Head over to cdc.gov and check out the STD rates for gay men; that should answer your question. Don’t feel special, all it takes is a pulse and c0ck.
Mitch: Like Doug Benson says, “pediatric AIDS is the cutest!”
Vivas-Rodriguez: No. If you do the straight version of the very same things gay men are doing, you will be labeled homophobic.
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Always such the original!
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@unclemike: THANK YOU!!! Leave it to Dicksley to screw something up!
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George should team up with Mike Diamond and his Homewerq Youtube Channel.
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@Masc Pride: whoa, what? George Takei was simply trying to humorously reply to some clueless things straight people say at times (usually without meaning to be offensive) as a way of educating and you come back with…that? How is that helpful? Why does it seem like you dislike every gay man that isn’t like yourself?
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@adventuretime : “Why does It seem like you dislike every gay nan that isn’t like yourself?” It is simply because he hates himself so much and he is afraid of confident gay men. And he probably thinks that men are suppose to be agressive and violent with big muscles to be a “real man”.
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George Takei is a hoot! He’s flawless on the Howard Stern show.
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@adventuretime: What part of my reply was untrue? A lot of gay men DO speak in a certain tone, fantasize about turning straight guys and do the same things they’d deem heteros homophobic for doing. If gay men could have babies, pediatric AIDS would go through the roof, and you know it. Has nothing to do with liking or disliking anyone, just being honest. Takei was deluding. Why does reality seem to offend some of you guys so much?
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@Masc Pride : what you say is just your opinion, not facts..get over yourself. Oh and thanks for the laughs again.
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@Stefano: We’re all just expressing our opinions here unless otherwise stated. However, the “watch this straight guy get turned”/gay-for-pay fascination and cdc.gov both prove some of my claims true, would you like links? ;-) ;-)
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@Masc Pride: you are very funny and yes i want all your links for all you claims. Show me. And please, have serious studies. ;-)
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@Masc Pride : tic toc tic toc tic toc i’m still waiting. ;-P
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@Masc Pride: The “reality” you post is your perception of it. For every observation you make, there is someone who notices something different; for every negative statistic, there are many positives (and reasons behind the negatives apart from just numbers). For every conclusion you come to, others arrive at varying ones. I never said your post was “untrue” (although again, the “truisms” you’ve posted are relevant to YOUR experience), I’m mostly saying this: Homophobia, anti-gay discrimination and general cluelessness exist. Today with social media, we can catch many more people in their cluelessness. With any hope, those with voices and audiences will speak out to educate, so that the discrimination/douchebaggery/general silliness doesn’t continue. This is what George Takei was doing, and what advocates have done for decades now. As far as what you’re doing…I can’t really see what that’s helping at all, and I doubt that you can either.
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@Stefano: Sorry, I went to the gym while you were sitting here bitching.
As far as the STD rates and why it’s definitely a good thing gay men can’t procreate with each other:
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/gender/msm/
Like I said, there would be infected babies left and right. And as far as the gay-for-pay craze you want to deny, just Google Broke Straight Guys, Amateur Straight Guys, Next Door Studios, Sean Cody, etc, etc, ETC. Obviously lots of gay men are quite fond of the idea of “straight” guys engaged in homosexual acts, maybe even more than seeing actual gay guys. It’s a very lucrative genre, and gay men are the biggest supporters. ;-)
@adventuretime: Not sure what you’re rambling on about now, but I know a lot of you guys like to just act like certain things don’t exist. I choose to live in reality. There are some positive things, and there are some negative things too. I will acknowledge both as I please. If you don’t like it, that’s your problem.
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@Masc Pride : how does It prove your claims ? There is no study in the link you posted that clearly said what you say. You do your own interpretations. Juste like i said, It is your opinion on gay men. And for the rest of your claims, you do the same thing. Do you have any studies on the internet of the pourcentage of gay men who are quite fond of the idea of straight guys engaged in homosexuality acts ? You don’t because, again, It is your opinion, not facts. For me, all tour claims are preposterous.;-)
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@Stefano: Now you’re just playing stupid. The CDC link is clear proof of what I said about “gay pregnancy” and the chaos it would create. The fact that gay-for-pay does as well as it does is proof that gay men obviously want to see it. It’s in demand for a reason. Also, a lot of gay for pay actors are actually just gay and have actually been instructed (by gay porn studios) to say they’re straight or bisexual because it makes more money (money from gay men).
“Because some gay men consider heterosexual men to be objects of fantasy, some gay porn producers have almost certainly described some actors as heterosexual to increase sales and publicity for their product.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay-for-pay
Sorry to break it to you, but LOTS of gay men absolutely LOVE their gay-for-pay fantasies.
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@Masc Pride : Sorry but when you say : “sorry to break It to you, but LOTS of gay men absolutely Love their gay-for pay fantaisies”. What is a lot for you? Do you have any pourcentage of gay men who love The gay-for-pay fantasies? You don’t. And for your gay ” pragnancy”, first, nowhere in the link you supplied a study clearly proves your claims and secondly gay men can’t progreate so It is not even scientific, It is just suppositions to bellitling gay men.
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@Stephanie: Maybe you weren’t just playing. Believe whatever protects your fragile ego. I’m not trying to convince you. You were saying I was wrong, so I was just explaining why what I said was quite reasonable…and you ironically have nothing but your own opinion to disprove anything I’ve said. What a hypocrite!
You may want to invest in a dictionary so you can actually spell words right when you’re trying to tell other people they’re wrong. LOL
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@Masc Pride : your personal attacks don’t work with me. :-) FYI gay pregnancy does not exists, it is all in your head. It is a fiction. You CAN’t prove something that does not exists, it is basic science. And Stop bellitling gay men.
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@Masc Pride : es-tu capable au moins de comprendre qu’on ne peut prouver quelque chose qui n’existe pas ? Il s’agit d’un principe élémentaire en science.
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@GeorgeTakei: Why do gay guys hate simple reading comprehension so much?
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@Masc Pride : because they are tired of your complaints about gay men. LOL
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@Masc Pride : And mostly because you are an oaf and a pedant. LOL this is my last intervention on your ridiculous comments. Have a nice day. :-)
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George is a treasure!