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Self-Described “Gay Rights Activist” Jonah Hill Continues “Faggot” Apology Tour

Screen Shot 2014-06-04 at 9.20.11 AMJonah Hill changed out of his ugly board shorts and into something more formal to deliver what he believes to be a second “apology” for calling a photographer a “faggot” on a Los Angeles street last weekend.

Hill is continuing to justify his use of the offensive slur by alleging that the paparazzo in question was “antagonizing me” and “calling me names.” He claims he was “genuinely hurt by this,” and decided to immediately repair the situation by yelling the phrase “suck my dick, faggot.”

Hill seems to be (in his mind) genuinely apologetic, though it’s probably because he realizes the damaging effects “faggot” can have on one’s career. It’s obvious by his apology below that he still doesn’t quite understand why what he said was offensive — “I wanted to hurt him” with “the most hurtful word that I could think of” rings like schoolyard bully who’s sorry he got caught.

Of course, the entire situation is turned into a joke by the time he’s done talking. America gets nervous and shifty when people on television are addressing serious matters.

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