Like maybe I’m having a clandestine affair with Ricky Martin. I know it’s really gonna upset a lot of gay men — I’m sure hundreds of ’em are gonna be jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge — but I ain’t available. I ain’t gay. Sorry.
—Sen. Lindsey Graham (on left), the South Carolina Republican who already denied his was a homosexual to a man armed with a video camera, responding in the Times to accusations he’s going easy on immigration reform because he wants to help his queer brothers and sisters sneak across the rainbow bridge to America.
I ain’t gay!
Someone has a crush on Ricky!
dvlaries
Keep dreamin’, Lindsey. In 20 years Ricky couldn’t get that desperate!
christopher di spirito
The Fabulous Miss Lindsey Graham is full of sheeyat.
A blank check and seven digit bank account won’t interest 99% of gay men in her.
slobone
@christopher di spirito: I’m not so sure, I think he’s a dead ringer for Kenneth the page on 30 Rock. Not my type, but I’m sure there’s somebody out there who’d tap that…
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PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Pleeezzzze Miss Lindsay Grahm cracker….. “I ain’t gay. Sorry”……….Everytime she opens her mouth a freakin raninbow pours out with unicorns riding on it….
Miss Grahm is simply a Larry Craig or Roy Assburn event waiting to occur……..
hephaestion
At least Senator Graham managed to deny the rumors without being insulting to us.
Utah’s Senator Orrin Hatch acts even gayer than Lindsay Graham. I don’t understand why there are no rumors about him. If Orrin Hatch was plopped down on Castro Street he’d be the most feminine man within miles.