ROGEN RATINGS

Seth Rogen Compares Orlando Bloom, Justin Bieber Pics, Manhood

seth rogen bloom bieber
Seth Rogen compares the size of Bloom’s manhood versus Bieber’s on ‘Watch What Happens: Live.’ YouTube.

Seth Rogen says he has checked out those pictures of Orlando Bloom paddle boarding in the buff with girlfriend Katy Perry and Justin Bieber skinny dipping with a model friend. And now we know what he thinks of them.

“Who would you say, as a straight guy, had the nicer penis of the two?” Rogen was asked during an appearance on the Bravo talk show Watch What Happens: Live, by host Andy Cohen.

Related: Did Justin Bieber Refuse To Shoot A Gay Sex Scene?

After admitting that whenever he hears there’s a “famous penis out there” he’s the first person to ravenously devour it online,” he took to the task of rating them.

Rogen called Bieber‘s “a wonderful one,” but he gives the edge to Orlando.

“Orlando’s I was really happy with,” Rogen said. “Good for him.”

He also said he thinks Orlando‘s is probably bigger, remarked that he seemed in good shape and agreed with Cohen that he has a nice rear end as well, saying, “He’s got a bubble butt.”

Related: Twitter Reacts To Those Orlando Bloom Paddle Boarding Photos

Rogen and Bieber had a long running beef after the singer requested to meet Rogen, and then apparently acted nonplussed to see him, as if he were doing Rogen a favor.

In 2014 Rogen tweeted, “All jokes aside, Justin Bieber is a piece of shit.” Bieber responded by apologizing for not “bowing down” to Rogen. They made up in November of last year.

Rogen is currently promoting his new film, the aptly titled Sausage Party.

Watch his take on the pics below:

Don't forget to share:

Help make sure LGBTQ+ stories are being told...

We can't rely on mainstream media to tell our stories. That's why we don't lock Queerty articles behind a paywall. Will you support our mission with a contribution today?

Cancel anytime · Proudly LGBTQ+ owned and operated