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Girl Scouts of the USA

If Indiana Republican Bob Morris is to believed, a Girl Scout troop meeting is like a witch’s coven in old Salem, but instead of spells, den mothers teach Brownies how to cross dress and wear strap-ons. And apparently, the Girl Scouts is the secret benefactor of Planned Parenthood, that horrible communist cabal dedicated to forcing  girls to get abortions.

Many parents are abandoning the Girl Scouts because they promote homosexual lifestyles. In fact, the Girl Scouts education seminar girls are directed to study the example of role models. Of the fifty role models listed, only three have a briefly-mentioned religious background —all the rest are feminists, lesbians, or Communists.

These jackasses have even brainwashed little girls into preaching their brand of ignorance and hate.

Just for the fact that bigots like Morris don’t want us to support the Girl Scouts, we should. But on top of  that the GS doesn’t discriminate against homosexual or trans members—unlike those dingleberries in the Boy Scouts.

What to buy: Cookies, duh! Snap up a few boxes of Samoas, Thin Mints and Tagalongs. Ooh, and try the new Savannah Smiles.