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Sex Pigs Rejoice: Bacon-Flavored Lube Is Here!

We’ve seen bacon mayonaisse, bacon ice cream, bacon salt and even bacon-scented candles. But now a canny manufacturer has figured out how to bring our favorite pork product into the bedroom: Introducing baconlube, the world’s first
bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil. A product of J & D’s Foods, the lube is clear—but has a real chunk of bacon floating in the bottle. It retails for $11.99 per container or $59.99 for a six-pack.

We kinda don’t want to know what sort of person needs a six-pack of bacon lube, but to each their own!

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7 Comments

  • Riker

    I can’t figure out if this is really awesome or really disturbing…

  • Kevin

    Can’t wait for the refriend bean lube.

  • Frank

    Let me know when they launch the roastbeef flavor

  • ray

    ewwww
    thats kinda gross

  • Bob

    Guess that lube is not Kosher.

  • bryan

    gross.

  • Chris

    If it really has a chunk of meat in it then it contains oil and it not safe for condoms. Which makes it pretty useless as a lube if you ask me.

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