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Sexuality Expert Gwyneth Paltrow Dubs Her 7-Year-Old Daughter Apple A “Lipstick Lesbian”

I’ve been saving my clothes for [my daughter Apple] since before she was born. I was like, ‘I’ll bet you anything I’ll have a daughter, and she’ll be a really cool butch lesbian and be so above clothes,’ and I got a very clothes-obsessed child. So if she’s a lesbian, she’s a lipstick lesbian. She doesn’t like anything avant-garde at all. She likes anything that’s pretty, pretty, pretty or has a bow or a ruffle or is pink.

Bourgeois sexuality expert/professional baby namer Gwyneth Paltrow tells Harper’s Bazaar her child Apple will be a lesbian, but not one of those fashion-eschewing butch lesbians