When it comes to the nose, it tends to be shape that really matters. Whether you prefer yours big, small, thin, thick, round, or narrow, our friend Dr. Philip J. Miller is happy to help sculpt the noggin of your dreams. And the dreams of your potential partners.
As one of one of New York’s leading facial plastic surgeons and a recognized expert in the field of facial plastic surgery–from facelifts, to rhinoplasty, as well as blepharoplasty and eyelid surgery–he knows a thing or five about how to chisel a damn sexy nose.
And that’s a good thing. Frankly, we love guys with cute honkers.
Check out these photos of celebs displaying their sexy noses…
We’re not sure whose schnoz is cuter, Blake Skjellerup’s or his adorable puppy’s.
Alex Minsky shows off his mad nose scrunching abilities.
Serioulsy, we just want to pinch Scott Eastwood’s little noggin.
49ers quarterback and friend of the gays Colin Kaepernick may just have the hottest honker on Instagram.
Even as he keeps it covered, actor Idris Elba’s nose is still damn fine.
Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black are two sneezers we wouldn’t mind getting to know a little better.
Ricky Martin provides us with the perfect nose on the perfect man.
Grindr fave Tyler Posey is all bundled up, but he’s keeping his prominent snout exposed for a good cause.
Silver fox Farhad Z is the clear winner of the sexiest set of nostrils award.
Eliad Cohen and his smeller would like to wish you a very happy holidays.
Saint Law
So…an ad for a plastic surgeon is followed by a lot of photos of noses he had nothing to do with.
The actual fuck, Queerty?
Kangol
I’ve heard people slam Colin Kaepernick’s nose, but that schnoz, and the man it belongs to, are perfection. Idris Elba’s nose is nice too, though it’s not visible here. Who is Farhad Z? WOOF!
jason smeds
A man should have an imposing nose. The bridge should be strong and the tip should be slightly up-turned.
I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.
Hot men, all of them, every one! But how do you judge a man’s nose? Easy. Just ask yourself: Which man’s nose would you not mind putting your finger into to pull out a shiny, new prize? My pick…
The dog wins by a nose! Honestly, you didn’t see that coming?
And one of those guys wasn’t even showing his nose for the record.
adamsinger
You guys have hit a new low with this. I have a huge nose, totally self conscious about it, and was excited to see you guys might have posted something positive about big noses, and it turns out to be a sneaky ad by a plastic surgeon. nice. assholes.
long time reader here and you just lost me. fuck you and this surgeon.
josephmoore
This is a horrible article. I agree with adamsinger. I was expecting the article to be positive about ‘schnozzes’ with regards to noses that are large or unconventional in shape. Instead, it’s a bludgeoning advertisement telling people that they should have noses like this, and if they don’t, they should pay thousands to change themselves. As if the gay community weren’t self-loathing and insecure enough… Nice going, Queerty.
josephmoore
You can’t even pretend that you’re a homo-positive website now, when you’re basically being paid to make gay people (some very young gay people like myself) feel bad about themselves so obviously and narcissistically.
I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.
@adamsinger: You know what. I actually agree. And I didn’t have that perspective at all before I read your post. That was very two-faced of them. You are definitely right about that!
But what do you expect from a website that would post commentaries from a rascist, Nazi sympathizer like Saint Law? You should stay just to stick it to them!
And I love, love, looove huge schnozes!
Tackle
@Kangol: I agree. I love Colin’s nose. It goes right with his face…