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Shatner, Foam Phallus, ‘Nuff Said

By Andrew Belonsky May 22, 2008 at 8:05am

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Remember when we told you that a young William Shatner once found himself in New York and in the sights of a hot-blooded homo?

Well, a reader sent us this picture as a bit of a follow-up. Now we’re passing it on to you, because everyone needs to see Captain Kirk holding what appears to be a giant foam penis.

Send it to a friend in need of a laugh. Or don’t. It’s really up to you…

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