Shemar Moore Promises, Raps To Make Ellen Straight
Alright. We know Shemar Moore’s fine as shit and probably has some dough, but the former soap stud may be getting a bit too cocky.

The actor appeared on Ellen DeGeneres‘ show today and shared his other – um – talent: rapping. We can’t be bothered to transcribe the entire thing – he sooo fast! – but there’s one particular line that stopped the show. Says Moore to Ellen:

…I’m gonna give you what I got
because baby there’s plenty
’cause never have you ever had so many
I’m gonna make you straight.

The crowd went wild, of course, because Ellen’s a big time lesbian, which means she likes vagina, not Moore’s “so many…”