Orgasmic

Shia LaBeouf, Jamie Bell And Christian Slater Show Off Their ‘O’ Faces

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Director Lars von Trier sure knows how to spark interest (and controversy) with his movies. For his latest feature, Nymphomaniac, which tells the sexual history of a self-diagnosed nymphomaniac (Charlotte Gainsbourg). Ahead of the film’s December release in Denmark, the studio has released a slate of provocative posters highlighting the ensemble cast’s orgasmic faces.

The film stars Gainsbourg as Joe who is surrounded by an ensemble cast including Jens Albinus, Jamie Bell, Nicolas Bro, Willem Dafoe, Shia LaBeouf and Christian Slater as the various men in her life. Check out the posters below:

Nymphomaniac-Jens-AlbinusNymphomaniac-Jamie-Bell

Nymphomaniac-Willem-DafoeNymphomaniac-Shia-LaBeouf

Nymphomaniac-Christian-SlaterNymphomaniac-Nicolas-Bro

For the female cast posters, visit Entertainment Weekly.

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15 Comments

  • tardis

    I have ZERO interest in seeing this.

  • JasonBrownUK

    Same here.

  • boring

    Lars Von Trier is awesome, these posters are awesome.

  • MikeE

    THAT is Shia Labeouf’s “orgasm” face?

    I’d toss his sorry ass out on the street in no seconds flat if that was the look he gives when having his orgasm.

  • redspyder

    @MikeE: well… technically you probably wouldn’t be there. Just him and his mom… iirc. *shudder*

  • MikeE

    @redspyder: ok that was both “LOL” and “ewwwww”…

  • QuintoLover

    I think it’s hilarious that the left side has the attractive actors and the right side has the meh to nah.

  • Niall

    @redspyder: ROTFLMAO.

    The female faces are actually sexier(and I’m gay). Most of the male faces actually put me off sex

  • Aaron

    I’m seeing this because Lars Von Trier is a brilliant director. I’d also watch Jamie Bell’s sex face all goddamn day.

    Dancer in the Dark (2000)
    Dogville (2003)
    Antichrist (2009)
    Melancholia (2011)

  • boring

    @Aaron: @Aaron: Dogville? Really?

    I couldn’t get past people turning invisible doorknobs.

    Now if you want to talk Riget, let’s fucking talk Riget.

  • fredo777

    @QuintoLover: The left side…the side with Willem Dafoe is the attractive side? As opposed to LaBeouf? Tbh, the only ones I find somewhat attractive are Slater, LaBeouf, + Bell (somewhat).

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  • DarkZephyr

    Damn, Slater has aged well. <3 <3 <3

    I didn't even find him all that attractive in the 80s and 90s (I will never forget "Gleaming the Cube" but now he is hot as hell.

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  • Scribe38

    Shia picture looks like a guy getting head and looking down at his partner dismissively unimpressed how his tool is being taken care of. I don’t think that anyone has a cute orgasm face. Your whole body tenses up and your face is caught between that sweet spot of pain and pleasure. That’s why I only bang dudes doggie, so they won’t lose all respect for me when they see my O face. :-) jk

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