Shock: Bristol Palin Baby Daddy Not That Bright

Oh lordy: someone actually tracked down Levi Johnston, the baby daddy of Bristol Palin’s spawn, for an interview about his position in/on the current politic climate.

Confirming most people’s suspicions, Levi (who dropped out of high school after the proclamation of his fatherhood), is the type of guy that makes Brody Jenner look like Dr. Gregory House in comparison. No biggie – that just means he will have no problem communicating with his future in-laws.

Some pearls of wisdom from the hockey hunk, after the jump…