White House doctor Ronny Jackson announced this week that Donald Trump is in excellent physical and mental health despite all evidence to the contrary.
Seriously, Dr. Jackson stood before the press yesterday to proclaim that the only ailments affecting #45 were high cholesterol, hair loss, and that he could stand to lose a few pounds. But it was his claim that Donald is 6’3 weighed 239 pounds that has people scratching their heads.
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How could a 71-year-old man who consumes 12 cans of Diet Coke a day, regularly dines on fast food, and doesn’t ever exercise possibly have the same height/weight proportions as, say, Jay Cutler of the Miami Dolphins?
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When asked about this, Dr. Jackson shrugged and said Trump must have “good genes.”
Either that, or he’s lying. Kinda like how he lied about the crowd size at his inauguration. And a million other things.
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And so began what is being called the “girther movement,” a community of skeptics who don’t believe Dr. Jackson and want to see Trump’s “girth certificate” with their own eyes.
In fact, someone has already offered $100,000 to anyone who can provide hard evidence that proves Trump is 6’3 and 239 pounds, a nod to that time racist Trump offered $5 to $50 million to anyone who could prove Obama was born in the United States.
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DCguy
So he’s always said he was 6ft 2 and suddenly he’s 6ft 3 and only 1 lb away from being considered Obese?
Let me guess, if he puts on 15 pounds next year they’ll claim he’s 6ft 7in. LOL
leobaga
DCtroll, Trump does not faint at the curb.
OzJosh
No, he’s never worked hard enough to bring on a fainting spell.
Heywood Jablowme
The Obama-haters whined for years about Obama supposedly wearing “mom jeans.”
Trump can hardly fit his ass into his 48″ golf shorts. It would be funny to see him split the shorts while a camera is running. Of course he’d declare it “fake news.”
Brody
Heywood –
Except that being overweight is normal, and wearing mom jeans is blatant cross-dressing.
GayEGO
I wonder how much money Trump paid the doctor for a clean bill of health, oh wait, the doctor is a White House clown that does not want to have Trump tell him – You’re Fired!
Paco
Not a fan of fat shaming, but it is clear they fudged the numbers on his weight. But then, 239 pounds of pure fat looks a lot different than 239 pounds of muscle. Did they mention what his fat percentage was or BMI? It has to be in the unhealthy, very obese range, that much is visually obvious.
I’m glad he is a fan of fast food and potato chips. I would only encourage him.
BitterOldQueen
Trump’s BMI is 29.9, exactly 0.1 extremely convenient units short of obesity.
Paco
I guess they think we are all blind to the truth. Trump really should just be done with the facade and get the same haircut as North Korea’s supreme leader. I really can’t tell them apart anyway.
OrchidIslander
Well Trump certainly had no qualms about fat shaming. Remember when he called Rosie a “fat pig” and Alicia Machado “Miss Piggy.” I’m not down with making heavy people feel bad about themselves, but in Trump’s case I’ll make an exception.
Ummmm Yeah
You do realize he has the same doctor as Obama right? So if this guy is a liar then what did he cover up about Obama?
DCguy
Considering Obama can take his shirt off and not scare people and is doing fine, my guess would be not much.
But thanks for admitting the guy is lying about Trump.
Kangol
Now, now, it’s wrong to fat-shame the Treasonous Racist Orange Ignoramus. Thing will start drinking 20 Diet Cokes and crying itself to sleep right on the golf course if you mean liberals don’t let up!
leobaga
Graham, you’re so obsessed with President Trump. 10 articles in one week. Keep it up. Love it! #MAGA
Ummmm Yeah
Well Trump’s white and Graham wants to be Rachel Dolezal.
OnYourRight
You should be obsessed with your 401K, plummeting illegal immigration, the DOW, ISIS’ defeat…
Paco
@OnYourRight – You mean the 401Ks that half of American families don’t even have and can’t afford to even save for retirement to begin with?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/01/17/eric-trumps-401k-is-up-by-35-percent-but-half-of-american-families-dont-even-have-one/?utm_term=.85888faa9d32
mhoffman953
@Paco
Yup, he’s talking about those 401k’s.
I’m not sure what your point is though by citing that stat. Are you prescribing the fact that half of Americans don’t have a 401k as a failure of this current President?
Paco
@mhoffman953 – My point is, Why would half the country “obsess” over something they are economically unable to obtain. And half the country not being able to afford a 401K or any retirement includes families on both sides of the aisle. The stock market doing well doesn’t trickle down enough to help them move up the economic ladder.
OrchidIslander
Graham, I am with leobaga on this one. As someone who has never forgiven Trump for aiding and abetting the Birther movement – most of us know why – the Girther movement is sweet irony. Trump pretty much deserves all the bad karma coming his way. Keep it up Graham!
Knight
Paco no disrespect, but I’m not sure you know how the stock market works. Even a lower-paid employee benefits from profit-sharing if the company they work for does well in the stock-market.
OnYourRight
Kind of hateful for a community which holds the mantra: No H8
🙁
Paco
Pointing out yet another obvious lie coming from this administration is hardly hateful. If Trump looks fit on his steady diet of fast food and junk food, then either you are blind or your brain is suffering from a defect that is affecting visual perception.
mhoffman953
@Paco
But why would this doctor lie?
Heywood Jablowme
@mhoff953: Why would this doctor SPELL HIS OWN NAME WRONG?
mhoffman953
@HeywoodJablowme
So because a staffer typed the doctor’s name wrong in a written statement, this doctor is discredited?
Something tells me that if this doctor found something gravely negative about President Trump’s health, you’d be defending the doctor’s credentials. Yet because the doctor stated that President Trump has no major medical issues and that he scored a perfect score on a cognitive test, you’ll discredit the doctor because he told you things you don’t like
OrchidIslander
Pointing out lies and deception coming from elected leaders hardly qualifies as hate.
Heywood Jablowme
@mhoffman953:
Don’t ANY of the obvious lies here trouble you? Trump’s driver’s license says he’s 6’2″. People don’t get taller in old age; they get shorter. Numerous photos of him next to slightly taller (in reality) men such as Jeb Bush (6’3″ in reality). Quite a coincidence that the current made-up figures are exactly one pound less than clinically “obese.”
mhoffman953
@HeywoodJablowme
“Trump’s driver’s license says he’s 6’2?. Numerous photos of him next to slightly taller (in reality) men such as Jeb Bush (6’3? in reality)”
Well, my driver’s license says I’m 5’11” but when I go to the doctor’s office they say I’m 6’1″. Regarding Jeb (Senor Yeb!), he would wear dress shoes with a high heel and would stand on his tippy toes sometimes for the group photos before the debates because he thought he’d stand out more.
“Don’t ANY of the obvious lies here trouble you?”
Does the fact that some people say Trump is 6’3″ while others say he’s 6’2″ bother me? No. That 1 inch, whether it’s a lie or the truth doesn’t trouble me where I lose sleep at night.
When a President says things like “If you like your plan, you can keep your plan” or “Iraq has weapons of mass destruction”, then that troubles me because I’m effected.
But hey, if the President claims he’s 6’3″ and that causes you to feel troubled and lose sleep, that’s your business
Heywood Jablowme
@mhoff: Oh Jesus F*cking Christ. WTF is wrong with you. Trump LIES ALL THE TIME.
Since no doubt you won’t care about a “liberal” link, here’s a link from a conservative site:
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/431755/donald-trumps-huge-lies
mhoffman953
@HeywoodJablowme
From your link, most of it is speculation about Trump’s worth. None of that matters to me because it doesn’t effect me. If his wealth is $10 billion, $5 billion, $1 billion, etc.
As I stated before, there are far more dangerous things a President can say instead of talking about his height or his wealth.
You seem wrapped up in minutia and are arguing whether Trump is 6’3″ or 6’2″. Does it really bother you that much that you’re going to ask me “WTF is wrong with you”? I think you should ask yourself that question when someone’s reported height is making you go into a fit of rage.
Heywood Jablowme
@mhoffman953: Hey, Voice of Reason – Trump lied about something major just last week when he said he’d sign any “bipartisan” DACA bill they came up with. Then at that meeting he simply went around agreeing with literally everyone, even when it contradicted the last one (because he’s a f*cking MORON and doesn’t understand anything) and then he torpedoed the whole thing with an, ahem, undiplomatic remark (which he was proud of for a day or two, before he denied saying it at all) and then of course he blamed the whole debacle on his supposed enemies.
The weight thing is not minutiae. It’s characteristic. It’s part of a pattern… a big, fat pattern of lying. And anyone with eyes can see TRUMP IS FAT. He’s more like 280 than 239.
KaiserVonScheiss
Another Trump obsessed article with nothing gay related.
leobaga
But it gets high traffic. Libs = greed.
mhoffman953
@leobaga
And if you go to the parent company’s website located in the footer of this page, they basically tell advertisers how much money they could be making by targeting gays
“The LGBTQ community is an untapped market worth $830 Billion…And that’s a market worth tapping into”
SiamSam
@mhoffman953 And the unique thing about the LGBTQ community is they are the easiest market to target, because we all think exactly the same! You see, those who do not are expelled. Because diversity is our strength!
leobaga
We don’t think the same Siam. Who are you fooling? #MAGA
PinkoOfTheGange
It is a given that by volume muscle weighs more.
This being true
How much muscle mass does he have?
KaiserVonScheiss
I wondered that myself. Not that I really care how fat the president is or not.
Knight
Queerty has actually written an article that is so ridiculously stupid (even for that imbecile, Graham…who has written some incredibly stupid articles) that I am embarrassed to be a contributor to this website via the comments section. This was a nice “harmless” distraction between classes, but seriously…I almost feel dirty being a part of this anymore. Forget the rampant vitriol from DCTroll (and all his aliases), Juanwhore and the other bitter queens. That comes with the territory. But the fact that articles like this are even being created just shows how meaningless and sad the authors and managers of this website are. And don’t get me started at the blatant racism and bigotry of the authors here, who hide behind, “um…but we’re gay…we CAN’T be racist…” Really sickens me.
To all the cool virtual “buds” I had the pleasure to meet and interact with, stay awesome. I might be back sometime in the future…but I doubt it. This site is just mind-numbing in its transparent propaganda. I’m out.
SiamSam
Noooooooo. If you go, I’ll go…..crazy.
Brody
I understand your frustration, especially the notion that everyone who has same-sex attraction as a common denominator must also buy into far-left policies, but I feel a duty to express an opinion challenging the notion that we all share the same brain, lest the stereotype of us all being Obama-loving socialists takes root.
Be well, friend, and feel free to come back anytime to defend we right-leaning minorities.
ChrisK
@Knight. Own mirror? You are the king of bitter toxic queens.
Well, don’t let the door kick you on the way out then. Oh hell who am I kidding. I hope you fall down the f*cking stairs too. Ha. Been waiting to use that meme.
ChrisK
@Brody. You mean dipshits..
SiamSam
Queerty, I’m confused. Questioning Hillary Clinton’s health was just an alt reich Alex Jones conspiracy theory, despite video clips of her various slips, falls, coughing fits, mini-seizures and one actual collapse into a waiting van. Of course, armchair psychoanalysis of Obama was automatically waaaaaciiist.
You know, Queerty could be something different… but it’s just the same as all the other pwogwessive SJW Trumpophobic LBGTQIXYZ websites. There’s no reason to keep visiting. Other websites deliver snark and sass and do it way better – if that’s all you care about.
mhoffman953
@SiamSam
Careful, they’ll cry because you’re bringing up Hillary and Obama…meanwhile many of the same people who cry about mentioning them are the same ones who can’t shut up about Obama and Hillary
Brody
Hillary’s age, her weight, her past, her health—anything about her is off-limits in the eyes of the media.
This, despite her being a “”strong, independent woman.”
(. . . must . . . stifle . . . giggles . . .)
ChrisK
You know you can always go over to Briebart or WND or just stay with Fox News. No one is forcing you to endure this.
DCguy
LOL!!!! One screena me of Mo Bros makes a comment and two more come on to pretend to reply to it.
Hey, you’ve already been called out on this multiple times. Why do you even try anymore Troll.
Oh, and this screename?……Well all I can say is try harder.
GayEGO
Trump is a lie!
Heywood Jablowme
TWO more Trumper-tantrums just today:
1) His comment about CHIP in direct contradiction of his own party’s policy. Now they all run around like chickens with their heads cut off. (Or should I say, like capons i.e. roosters with their tiny little testicles cut off.)
2) Gen. Kelly’s actually fairly reasonable remarks about the Wall, and how Trump is supposedly “evolving” on that, but of course Trump has to say NO I’M NOT EVOLVING! Ha ha. (Republicans don’t believe in evolution, of course.)
That 134 LDL cholesterol level seems to have clogged the arteries in what’s left of Fatso’s brain.