SHOWBIZ: Will R-Pattz Go Full Frontal? Garrett Hedlund Bangs Steve Buscemi, Zach Quinto, And More!

Robert Pattinson says director David Cronenberg asked him teabag the camera for their the upcoming movie Cosmopolis, but the actor turned, ahem, testy:  “Five minutes before we filmed, David told me, ‘I want to see the bottom of your balls on the top of the frame.’ At the moment, I reminded myself that I would do anything for him,” Pattinson told Metro France. “[But then] I went back to see him and told him that wouldn’t happen. He took it really well.”  [Yahoo]

Everyone’s talking about Kristen Stewart being topless in the new film version of On the Road, but what they should be talking about is the scene with a nude Garrett Hedlund, playing Dean Moriarty, vigorously” fucking Steve Buscemi, playing an older john. “I don’t know how honest I can be about this. I did feel ridiculous because after [shooting it], I asked him if he wanted to have a cigarette. And he said no! He had always asked me for cigarettes before — ‘Hey, man, can I bum one of those?’ — and after the scene, I was like, ‘Hey, you wanna have a cigarette?’ And he said, ‘Uh, I’m good,'” Hedlund revealed at Cannes. The TRON: Legacy actor said he believed Jack Keoruac’s relationship with Neal Cassady, whom Moriarty is based on, was “a strange mix of admiration and competition… jealousy and brotherly love and an attraction.” [Vulture]

Zachary Quinto turned 35. He also got to finish filming part of the Star Trek sequel and got to shave off his Vulcan bowlcut. “Goodbye spock. it’s been real!” Quinto tweeted, along with this picture of his fallen locks. Khaaaaan! [Twitter]

Speaking of Twitter, Jake Shears tweeted a photo of his sweet, sweet ass. [OMG blog]

Amazing mixologist Alexander Shitfanov wowed the audience of Ukraine’s Got Talent. We just hope Alex is slinging drinks at a gay bar, otherwise that cute face is going to waste [D Listed]