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Singer Ed Sheeran Gives The Deets On Harry Styles’ Penis, Says Styles Leaked His Own Nude Photo

Screen Shot 2015-04-15 at 10.58.27 AMEveryone’s been wondering: Is Ed Sheeran’s song “Little Things” about One Direction’s pint-sized junk?

Well, one brave journalist finally had the gumption to ask Ed directly, and his answer revealed more than was expected.

“Was ‘Little Things’ written about One Direction’s little things?” Ed repeats, contemplating how much to divulge.

Then after some silent prayer: “Do you know Harry leaked that picture?” “That picture” in this case refers to an image of a supposedly then-17 Harry Styles, naked, face obscured.

“He leaked his own picture,” Ed continues. Then he gets back to the question at hand.

“He definitely hasn’t got a little thing, so no, it’s not about him.”

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But he can’t get Harry Jr. off his mind.

“I think it’s amazing — he was just like, ‘no one knows.'”

The interviewer throws in his two cents: “Well why wouldn’t you if you’ve got it?”

Wise words.

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Watch the exchange below: