Ah, the ’80s. It was a decade of great music, wild fashion, terrible politics, and some of the worst movies starring gay pop icons ever made. Just about every major singer of the era appeared in at least one bad major motion picture, usually a comedy. Most of them flopped, but many have since gone on to develop cult followings.
Scroll down for six bad ’80s comedies starring gay pop icons that you probably forgot about…
Who’s That Girl (1987)
Madonna starred in this 1987 screwball comedy about a street-smart girl from Philadelphia who goes to jail after being falsely accused of murdering her boyfriend. Upon her release, she meets with a guy and convinces him to help track down the real killer. Chaos ensues and, of course, they fall in love. The movie tanked, but its accompanying soundtrack, which featured four new songs by Madonna, sold over six million copies worldwide. The title track became her sixth number one single on the US Billboard Hot 100 record chart and served as the inspiration for her 1987 Who’s That Girl World Tour. Stream it on Amazon.
Two Of A Kind (1983)
Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta failed to rekindle the flame they ignited in Grease when they reunited in this 1983 fantasy rom com about a cash-strapped inventor (Travola) who tries to rob a bank teller (Newton-John). The two must learn how to show compassion for one another in order to delay God’s judgment upon Earth. The film was both a critical and commercial disaster. Its soundtrack, however, was spawned five singles, including Newton-John’s hit “Twist of Fate”, which became the 42nd most popular single of 1984.
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Tina Turner tried her hand at acting in this 1985 dystopian film and sequel to Mad Max 2. In it, she plays Aunty Entity, a ruthless dictator who exiles Max to the desert, where he teams up with a band of feral orphans. The film was a moderate success, but it was the soundtrack that made the most lasting impression. It featured Turner’s song “We Don’t Need Another Hero”, which peaked at #2 in the U.S., nabbed both a Golden Globe and a Grammy nomination, and was later included on her 2004 greatest hits album. Watch it on Apple TV.
Vibes (1988)
Cyndi Lauper appeared along geeky dreamboat Jeff Goldbloom in this 1988 fiasco. She plays a psychic named Sylvia, who goes with her friend Nick on a pilgrimage to the Ecuadorian Andes to find the source of mystic energy. The movie cost $18 million to produce and earned less than $2 million in ticket sales, along with terrible reviews. Lauper recorded the song “Hole in My Heart (All the Way to China)” for the film but, for whatever reason, it wasn’t included on the official soundtrack. See it on Vudu.
Where The Boy Are ’84 (1984)
Lorna Luft followed up her performance in 1982’s Grease 2 by co-starring in this remake of the 1960 film about a group of ditzy college girls who travel down to Florida for spring break. It bombed at the box office and was panned by critics for being “dumb, vulgar and mostly humorless.” Luft tried to salvage things by releasing a disco version of the song “Where the Boys Are” concurrently with the film, although it wasn’t included on the soundtrack. Unfortunately, not even guest vocals by the Village People could save the doomed project. Stream it on Amazon.
Labyrinth (1986)
David Bowie and his bulge shag wig starred as the Goblin King in this 1986 musical fantasy directed by the great Jim Henson. The film grossed $13 million upon its release, earning back barely half of its $25 million budget, and was considered a disappointment; however, it has since been re-evaluated by critics and found a new, more enthusiastic audience. Bowie recorded five songs for the soundtrack, including his classics “As The World Falls Down” and “Magic Dance”. Watch it on Hulu.
DarkZephyr
Yeah, I would never consider Labyrinth “bad” at all. Vibes and Where the Boys Are ’84 are pure 80s cheese and I love them.
starri
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome is hardly “bad.” And Tina is a big part of the reason why.
xnetminder
Definitely agree with you! Tina is the BEST.
Polaro
Tina’s over the top performance was stellar.
dwick
Mad Max isn’t a comedy and Lorna Luft isn’t a gay icon.
xnetminder
Where the hell do these “writers/reporters” get there info???? Mad Max a comedy??? WTF!
paul dorian lord fredine
yeah, thunderdome is a comedy like trump was a great president.
Jaquelope
Maybe because she’s Liza Minelli’s sister, but Lorna always seemed to be considered the least talented of Judy Garland’s daughters. Also, she’s no longer a spring chicken.
The Accidental Polemicist
@paul dorian lord fredine
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What is it with you liberals!?! Why must politics be injected into everything? Pathetic.
Cam
@The Accidental Polemicist
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Anthonyshine
Vibes has always been a guilty pleasure oh mine. I have the movie poster framed and signed by Cyndi.
Polaro
Vibes was so terrible it was good. I just re-watched it a few months back. While it hasn’t held up as well as I hoped, it was still fun. I love Cyndi, so she can do no wrong.
Bonuscheque
OMG Madonna’s Who’s That Girl is one of my favorite movies. I wasn’t born yet LOL but it didn’t do well. I don’t get its sooooooo funnnnnnny
graphicjack
I haven’t seen all of these films but just because a movie failed on its release doesn’t mean it was a bad film. I remember Labyrinth and Who’s That Girl being pretty good.
kish
Labyrinth is kind of a cult classic. Maybe with recent generations, not so much?
Vibes is also a guilty pleasure of mine. Cyndi’s looks are amazing. And the scene when she becomes possessed is hilarious.
BoomerMyles
Eurythmics Who’s That Girl?” is much better than Ma-yawn-a’s.
Seth
Who’s That Girl is laugh-out-loud funny, I still watch it.
Polaro
I liked the screwball comedy and actually liked Madonna’s supporting role. She was playing herself, but I thought it worked.
MISTERJETT
love Who’s That Girl.
spunkfunker
Mad Max, Who’s That Girl, and Labyrinth are hardly bad movies. Even if they didn’t set the box office on fire they gave us some great music. Especially We Don’t Need Another here, thanks Anna Mae!!!
jackscott
I need more Cyndi!!!
nm4047
Probably the last time Travolta was able to get in to the Vinnie and Danny wardrobe/outfits.
Polaro
Oddly, I do think Travolta is rocking the bald look. I know he is one odd duck, but I’ve liked some of his movies.
cuteguy
The author of this piece is a complete and utter m0ron. The 80s produced masterpieces, unlike the unoriginal and reboot garbage nowadays. And Just Like That is symbolic of the garbage produced today. Bye Felicia
bsg1967
Vibes is awesome, just pure fun as too is labyrinth, although I consider it more of a fantasy adventure. The rest Tina was awesome, love my Madge but nope
ScottOnEarth
‘Vibes’ is such a cute movie and Cindy was great in it. Even though the movie didn’t do well, she showed true promise and I’m sorry she didn’t do more acting, aside from her sporadic TV roles.
TJ81164
Who’s That Girl is one of my guilty pleasures! Madonna looks & sounds fantastic, Griffin Dunne is adorable, & the ending scene is brilliant!