Six Great Ways to Turn Little Timmy Gay


Queerty presents a quick and easy guide to turning your potentially heterosexual child gay. While nothing substitutes for a long stay at a straight-reperative therapy camp, it’s our hope that these simple tips will help parents avoid the costly mistake of raising a straight child, with all the accompanying shame and sense of failure that comes along with it. We hope you’ll share with us your own tips of keeping the influence of breeders at bay from our precious, precious children.