Size Queens Rejoice: It Matters

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If you’re gay and you got it going on down there, chances are you’ll have good self-esteem. In the latest patently obvious study, we now have scientific proof that “big” guys like themselves more than “little” guys.

A psychologist and sexologist, surveyed 251 gay men with an average age of 29 together with a colleague specializing in social and organizational psychology.

“Our study reveals that how gay men see their penis has considerable influence on how they value themselves in general,” Woertman said.

“It is not known whether if there is a similar link in heterosexual men, but there are various reasons for assuming that the self-image of heterosexual men is linked to how they evaluate the most characteristically masculine part of their body,” she added.

So, guys with big dicks are more secure. Talk about rocket science. Still, next time these folks need a few lab assistants for a study call us. Since you can’t trust a guy when he tells you his size, we’re more than willing to help out. We’ll even bring our own ruler.

Size Does Matter [Mail& Guardian Online]

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