Smelly, Agitated Shia LaBeouf Wants To “Ruin The Career” Of “Fag” Cop Who Arrested Him

Screen Shot 2014-06-27 at 10.43.33 AMTypical straight man and noted plagiarist Shia LaBeouf was escorted by police out of a Broadway theater last night for disrupting a performance of Cabaret by smoking in the theater, shouting “loudly at the actors onstage,” and “slapping” his fellow theatergoers. Upon his removal, he allegedly called one of New York’s finest a “fag.”

TMZ has been following the saga closely, documenting the 28-year-old’s afternoon day-drinking earlier yesterday. They claim he displayed “no weird behavior” on the streets of NYC before deciding to be an asshole at the Studio 54 theater, but was photographed “chasing” a homeless man down Eighth Avenue.

They add:

Multiple witnesses tell TMZ … Shia showed up outside another bar, Three Monkeys, at around 5:00 PM. They say Shia seemed really angry and drunk and began yelling at a random woman on the street … who had no idea why Shia was so worked up.

After he was done yelling and pointing at the woman, he went back to chain smoking cigarettes and taking photos with fans.

Page Six reports that police were called to the theater to remove him somewhere between his lighting a cigarette and loud verbal antics. When the police approached him, he was allegedly “incoherent,” “very agitated,” and fell “flat on his face” in an attempt to evade the officers.

“Fuck you! I’ll fuck you up,” he allegedly yelled, adding that he has “millions and millions of dollars and attorneys,” and that he would ruin the careers of the “fags” arresting him. His “body odor” smelled very bad, and he was placed in a muzzle when he started spitting in protest.

He was released on $2,500 bail this morning and will presumably continue being a douchebag.

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  • RIGay

    Ah! The first melt down of the 2014 season! Summer has officially arrived! Rehab by August.

  • DB75

    What an asshat.

  • Polaro

    Not a very good drunk. He should consider weed instead, might mellow him out.

  • Paco

    “They claim he displayed “no weird behavior” on the streets of NYC before deciding to be an asshole at the Studio 54 theater, but was photographed “chasing” a homeless man down Eighth Avenue.”

    No. Chasing homeless people down isn’t strange behavior at all.

    I hope he is getting a psyche evaluation. Seems like there is some mental illness going on with him.

  • Cam

    He was slapping people in the audience and making threats and he got $2,500 bail? Seems low.

  • Daniel-Reader

    So when Mel Gibson was ranting about jewish people, was he referring to Shia, the Douchebag? Shia is the Mel Gibson of the jewish community.

  • Bobby Christina Crawford

    @Cam: I agree. There should be a huge fine for uttering that he has millions and millions in a theatre where people probably spent two weeks paycheck for a single ticket.

  • thisismylife247

    Mental health and addictions is a terrible thing, I hope he gets some help soon before it’s too late

  • GreatGatsby2011

    “…he would ruin the careers of the ‘fags’ arresting him.”

    I would take this very seriously. He has a lot of experience ruining careers. I mean, just look at his own.

  • Cam


    BOOM! You win the internet for today. :)

  • Billy Budd

    The poor guy is clearly psychotic. It must be the drugs he’s taking.

  • enlightenone

    @Cam: And 2 snaps and a circle!

  • claytonkaras

    I see Dead Transformers!!!!!

  • Billy Budd

    I liked him in that movie by Lars Von Trier: NYMPHOMANIAC I and II.

  • DickieJohnson

    I never liked him much; always got the douchebag vibe. Anyway, he may be having low self-esteem issues, which often manifest in loud, drunken A-hole behavior in public. Go to rehab, Shia.

  • TastelessChap

    Well, he’s nearly done ruining his own career, so why not start on someone else’s?

  • scotshot

    I thought he was close to forty.

  • litper

    Angry self-hating homo

  • Black Pegasus

    Unfortunately, this little sh!t will soon become the next Robert Downey Jr.

    He’ll hit rock bottom, then Hollywood will remake his career giving him more fame and adoration than ever. This little [email protected] is further proof that god doesn’t exist. When I’m watching Transformers this weekend, I’ll be more than pleased he’s not in the film.

  • lykeitiz

    Day drinking can be lots of fun, but you’re supposed to do it at home & be in bed by 6:00pm.

  • nlitnmnt

    When a toddler is in loss of his/her binky, they search albeit in shame. For he/she knows I am looking in vain. When an actor of quick stature has a decrease in fame. The words of the actor also come out in vain. The toddler knows we all understand. The actor states Fag, and deserves the back of a hand.

  • ChiChi Man

    I can’t stand Leboef as an actor or as a celebrity, but I get no pleasure watching anyone who is clearly mentally ill fall apart in public. I truly hope he gets help.

  • Marc

    @ChiChi Man: I could not care less if he gets help. He is privileged above many on the street with no where to go. If he wants to be an idiot and hateful, anything he gets in return, he deserves.

  • Goldenangelboy66

    I think that Shia is on heavy steroids. He has the typical signs and one celebrity was saying that he saw him at the gym acting really aggressive and angry while working out. He was completely clothed too which makes it even more strange.

  • Billysees

    He needs to hang out with a friend or something. Some people don’t do very well being by themselves too much.

  • Ms Urethra Johnson

    I have a straight friend, known 15+ years, when he takes his anti-depressants it completely changes him, then mix that with nicotine (he stopped smoking years ago) and vodka… He gets verbally and physically abusive ( you F*a*g*, occasional slap accross the face), no rhyme or reason… just cray-cray. It ebbs and flows throughout the night… then the tears, the old childhood scars, life’s regrets come out… (there’s one sure way of “getting to really know your friends”)… It sometimes gets almost romantic… quite strange… Then he calls the next day all shameful and apologetic. I guess it must get complicated when “stars” do it… Very public melt downs… Why did no one try to reason with him or calm him down? No friend? “Sorry sir, I don’t know you but do you need to talk to someone? I have time, I’ll listen…” I mean he seems like a small guy, not much of a threath… no?

  • masc4masc

    @Ms Urethra Johnson: Why does it seem like this ‘abusive’ relationship is some type of turn on for you? lol

  • JimboinLA

    Time to get a sponsor and take it one day at a time.

  • mz.sam

    It over for this absolute train-wreck and in need to find another profession like chemical lab assistant.

  • FStratford

    Never liked him. Too entitled. I’m surprised he even made it as an actor. Not hot. Not talented. What did any producer see in him? Does he have a rich dad?

  • LuckyboyLA

    @claytonkaras..I think I’m in love w/you. You made me lol w/3 words.

  • james_in_cambridge

    I smell a bath salt incident! Another idiot completely ruining a promising career. From the “A” list to “C” already, headed for the “D-list” then he should be at Lohan territory at the bottom of the heap by the end of the year. Then it’ll be a show on OWN, followed by “celebrity” rehab on VH1 and the final o.d. Shame!

  • Mezaien

    He most be a Christian.

  • Volvoguy

    Can you say drugs and more drugs.
    Get some help bro before it’s to late .

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