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So Not Portlandia! Gay-Bashing Suspect Arrested In Oregon’s Hipster City

We could see this news story being lifted from the headlines as an unexpected plotline on Portlandia, the IFC’s cult-favorite show featuring frequently cross-dressing Fred Armisen and bisexual Carrie Brownstein.

The Oregonian reports that police have arrested Paul Anthony Martinson, 39, who is accused of assaulting a gay couple in downtown Portalnd last week.

Police are still searching for a second suspect who flashed a knife and helped to damage the gay couples’ SUV. His description: a man in his 20s or 30s, 5-foot-10, 160 pounds and short hair. Anyone with information about the incident should call Detective Paul Dolbey at 503-823-0451.

Photo via Portland Police Dept.