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So… Taylor Lautner, Gus Van Sant And Dustin Lance Black Walk Into A Bar…

Yesterday Twilight heartthrob Taylor Lautner dined with Milk director Gus Van Sant and Milk screenwriter Dustin Lance Black at the Bottega Louie Italian restaurant in downtown Los Angeles. A secret film project in the works? A secret threesome in the works? Will Lautner star in Milk 2: Harvey’s Revenge? Either way, we’re pretty sure that Van Sant and Black have total Twi-hard man-crush on werewolf boy Lautner. C’mon… Lautner’s like the sexier, grown-up version of Eddie Munster.

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60 Comments

  • gregger

    Oh yes it’s lady’s night and the time is right
    Oh yes it’s lady’s night, oh what a night!

  • fredo777

    Why did Taylor get so skinny all of a sudden? I think he looked better with more beef.

  • alex

    lautner is a total bottom from what i’ve heard

  • Jeffree

    I love the Eddie Munster reference…Classic!

    Yes, TayLau wore his muscles well when he had them. Now he looks like he’s been working out to the same exercise vids Robert Pattinson must use….”From Brawn to Scrawn”?

  • ~R~

    he bulked up specifically for the Twilight role (in actuality, he bulked up to keep the role as he was in danger of loosing the gig to someone “bigger”). That wasn’t his usual body and to expect him to stay that way is wishful thinking. I think he actually looks better now.

    also, careful Queerty. The insinuations imply that straight dudes can’t hang out with gay dudes without sex being involved. tsk tsk.

  • Owen

    @fredo777: Taylor got beefed for the role. Now that the role is over he can stop working out so heavily. Do you know what kind of dedication is needed to put beef on that kind of frame? Kid worked hard, is a star now, can get any man he wants, he doesn’t need the uber-physique anymore. Though I will miss it..

  • jimstoic

    I would LOVE a revisionist “Milk” sequel! Think “Inglorious Basterds” but with the Jews replaced with gays.

  • Betty

    WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!

    TAYLOR IS GAY?????!!!!!!

  • fredo777

    @~R~: “I think he actually looks better now.”

    I don’t.

    It’s not so much the muscle, even, I just think his face + everything looks too thin.

  • Jeffree

    @fredo777: Agreed! He’s gone from one extreme to the other. (thus the RobPatt comparison). There’e gotta be a middle ground, eh what?

    @Betty: That’s (probably) wishful thinking on many guys’ part. There are rumors spread by a vocal group of gay men who love to claim every goodlooking famous man as one of our own. For some reasons, the ugly guys don’t get as much attention.

  • Cam

    @fredo777:

    Thats what happens when you go off the rhoids. He bulked up specifically for the role, but him being that crazy beefy that fast was most likey chemically induced.

  • bishop1j

    @gregger: HAHAHAHAHAH, you win.

  • bishop1j

    The walking order reminds me of those evolution posters showing pre-historic man to modern man. And in no way do I mean that as an insult to Gus Van Sant. I simply mean the order appears as a generational evolution of the gay man.

  • McGullen

    @alex: He does look like a bottom.

  • Jeff

    I wish I was young and pretty

  • Drew

    @Betty:

    yeah betty, sorry to kill your fantasy, he loves the sausage

  • Sebizzar

    @gregger: It’s “and the FEELING’S right” lol :)

  • David

    I doubt Taylor has any sexual interest in them. The first guy is over the hill, second one an avid barebacker & not so much in looks department.

  • JKB

    Alright, I’ll be the fashion police. What’s up with Taylor’s shoes? I KNOW he can afford better and they don’t look that comfortable to me.

  • TheRealMannequinAdam

    @JKB: Ummmm, that’s the style here in L.A. You see that look all over the place. Get with it :).

  • TheRealMannequinAdam

    And I don’t care how much this Lautner dude is shoved down my throat; he is unattractive in the face department.

  • Red Meat

    I hope this project will be like Gus’ “Mala Noche” I miss those street boy gay films of the 80s and 90s.

  • Jackson

    I see signs of a recession on his head. Welcome to the club, Tay Tay.

  • hf2hvit

    @David: And you get to decide what others might be attracted to? I see weirder things than that just walking around…

  • seggymoertner

    @Xtincta:

    holy crap taylor is gay!!!!

  • Jeffree

    @hf2hvit: You got that so right: some of the most “classically” goodlooking guys I know are partnered up with guys who aren’t even close in the looks department. And vice-versa.

    Goes to show it’s not all about looks for everyone — including many straight couples in Hollywood where some of the most beautiful women cohab / marry a guy who’s “not all that”! Gwenyth Paltrow, J-Lo, etc. come to mind.

  • Interesting

    @Jeffree: Except you are just making shit up yourself as usual. There are a lot of straight actors who look good in Hollywood who no one , including the gay community, suspects is gay. There are only a few dozen who people suspect are gay. For some reason you and others think its your job to prevent us from gossiping about who we suspect is gay. Not sure why.

  • Jeffree

    @Interesting: Thanks for your well-informed opinion. The numerous examples you cited in rebuttal will be carefully examined.

    You live up to your alias as well as ever. Yout next incarnation could be “Logical” which would have the same whiff of truthiness about it. /snark

  • Steve

    Is it possible that everyone in the country is gay? Lol. It just seems like way more than 10% of the population is gay.

  • Adam

    @Steve: I don’t know if you’re being sarcastic, but I really like your comment.

  • Josh

    GAY FACE.

  • rob p

    Taytay is too gay

  • Interesting

    @Jeffree:Like I said, you never change. You tried this shit with Marcus in the last thread on the subject. You don’t fucking make sense here. You sound like a retard. How can I give you examples of a general point that most Hollywood actors are not thought of as gay by gay people. You are the one making an absurd argument. Its on you to prove that they do.

  • Interesting

    By the way, there are literally thousands of working actors in Hollywood. Good luck demonstrating your absurd point is valid.

  • Jeffree

    @Steve: Listen to enough gossip & you’ll be convinced that many, many stars are gay — (except for the homely ones, of course!)

    @Interesting: How, um, logical &fascinating! You sure are a quick learner. And your use of epithets is particularly winsome….

  • orz

    Well, I always thought Taylor Lautner gave off a Mario Lopez vibe…

  • gregger

    @Sebizzar: there are multiple verses.

  • Interesting

    @Jeffree: Like most, you think others have to prove you wrong once you make some absurd statement. That’s not how it works. so keep trying to be cute. You are still retarded.

  • Codswallop

    Oh c’mon. That “the gays think everybody hot is gay” thing is BS. Out of the hundreds of attractive actors on TV and in movies there are maybe a couple dozen whose names are consistently floated as potential homos. And usually there’s at least some reason for it, like Taylor Lautner sounding a lot like Mark Indelicato on Ugly Betty. I never really bought the Jake Gylennhaal thing but had to admit the photos of him gazing soulfully into the eyes of another guy at a basketball game looked pretty damn gay. It usually takes a little smoke before people start suggesting there might be flames.

  • Interesting

    @Codswallop: They are also guys that are really hot that I do not think of as gay at all. Do I wish they were? sure. Do I think they are? No.

    And many of the gays that are thought of as gay are not necesarily in my book hot. This kid for example- other than having a nice body- his face is not all that great. Its average looking.

    Let’s take other example- the guy who played Jack on Will and Grace- I don’t think he’s good looking, but I suspected he was gay for a long time. Or let’s take this out of the gay male arena. I don’t think Queen Latifah is gay because I want her. I think she’s gay because there is enough info out there to suggest that may be she is. Now the info could be wrong, but that’s a different point that attacking someone by pretending people for suspecting people are gay.

    I think this falls more succintly into the need to protect the gay closet that some here feel is their duty.

  • Abirdwillingtobeitself

    Dustin Lance certainly seems gay, but Taylor Lautner? I don’t get that from him. However, I’m just starting to tune my gaydar.

  • theyreallfruits69

    a gay actor, a gay writer and a gay director walk into a bar…….

  • Manny

    Why do gays always try to make the hot men in Hollywood gay?You never see this for the ugly guys.Taylor is fem so does that mean all fem guys are gay?

  • ronnie9

    @Manny:
    actually yes they are gays.

  • Interesting

    @Manny: The interesting thing about your comment is it really on some level doesn’t make much sense- how many ugly actors do you know as far as what’s presented to us out of Hollywood?

    On that most basic level- one has to go with you huh?

  • Frodo

    @theyreallfruits69: A gay bar walks into an actor, a writer, and a director…

  • It IS The Rabbit

    Gus you may want to go a few shades lighter on the toop. You scream nambla.

  • Ganondorf

    Van Sant’s the only talent there, and that’s not saying much. But seriously, his piece couldn’t be more obvious if it were secured with a chin strap. Why don’t men dress like men anymore? They look like scrubby little boys well into their forties, and in gus’s case, eighties.

  • puppyboy69

    @Ganondorf:
    So very true. Taylor will probably be long forgotten once everyone has had enough of those shitty twilight movies. He isn’t a great actor if he were to come out then his career will certainly be done with.

  • Hutch

    Eminem has “black mannerisms.” Thus, I conclude he is really a closet black American.

  • jay_max

    So having dinner with two gay guys gives you a case of the homo? I guess I need to warn my Air Force buddies the next time we grab a bite to eat.

  • Henry

    @jay_max: You really do, if our beloved military catches the gay it’s over for our brothers fighting off the foreign hordes.

  • M

    @jay_max:

    No it doesn’t, but if you’re Taylor L, then yes.

  • Jack

    Eminem is really Gay too, he’s obsessed with homosexuals (stewie’s voice)

  • rebby

    is he gay???

  • ronald

    @alex: @alex:
    tell me all about it…

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