Soap Spoiler!

Remember ABC’s satirical serial from the seventies, Soap?

You know, the show that had Billy Crystal portraying the first prime time gay? Well, we were thinking about that show this morning and all the wacky story lines – from Burt’s imagined invisibility to Jessica’s kidnapping by South American revolutionaries. And, of course, who could forget the possessed baby plot?

They don’t make shit like this anymore, but they should.