The soccer field turned into a playground for some foreplay during the Chile vs. Uruguay match in South America’s Copa America tournament.
In an attempt to provoke opposing team member Edinson Cavani (or perhaps get it on with him, depending on your perspective), Chilean defender Gonzalo Jara whispered something into the Uruguay striker’s ear while simultaneously fingering him. Cavani reacted by tapping Jara on the face. Jara fell to the ground and Cavani was given his second yellow card (soccer term for penalty) for the slap, which resulted in Cavani’s removal from the game.
Although the referee didn’t see the forced backdoor entry, it was caught on camera complete with Spanish commentary. Watch Jara “toca la nalga” below. It’s quick, but he must have really gotten his digit in there good. Why else would Cavani be pulling out a wedgie afterwards?
https://youtu.be/v7Vqip3YzNY
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Jara was banned from the rest of the tournament after officials found out about his middle finger offense.
This is the second time in a year that a pro soccer player has resorted to homosexual tactics to distract a member of the opposing team. As we reported last December, Lee Mansell of the Bristol Rovers planted a kiss on the lips of Gateshead FC player J.J. O’Donnell during a match.
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Giancarlo85
Uruguay was cheated out of that game… it must be mentioned Chile ended up winning 1-0. Chile should be banned from the tournament… such unsportsman like conduct in front of their own fans. The Copa is taking place in Chile.
Blazipitous
Good! He should actually be fired. I would have sent his teeth down his fucking throat. The only thing touching this hole is a tissue paper. How fucking degrading!!!
Evji108
Too funny.
Kangol
@Blazipitous: Not a soapy washrag, or your lover’s fingers or tongue or d….
Oh well, each to his or her own!
Alex Rothwell
crazy
Victor Barry
That’s crossing the line.
Captain Obvious
For whatever reason repressed jocks do this kind of stuff, it happened to me, and it’s very rapey… Honestly if this stuff was done to a female there would be a sexual assault charge involved, but they get away with doing it to men all the time.
jason smeds
Men know that this is playing. They don’t consider it to be a serious assault. Straight-identifying men do it all the time to each other. If we project the female viewpoint onto it, we’re all going to become extremely prudish and judgmental about it.
Avery Alvarez
@Victor Barry: That’s fingering the line
Captain Obvious
@jason smeds: Trolling about sexual assault is a new low even for you.
Ditte Paul Posthuma de Boer
No fingering on the football field…â?½ð???
Michael Spike Vincent
Wait… the only interesting part of Soccer can get you banned?
jd2222248
I don’t see the problem! LOL 🙂
offcell
I don’t think the guy who got fingered even cared. Looks like he was busy doing something else anyway.
jasentylar
I am a homosexual, but I don’t finger individuals. Gross. “Homosexual tactics”….how about classless tactics