If the below move was a regular ingredient in the sportsball cocktail, we would subscribe to every obscure ESPN offshoot satellite TV has to offer.
But until then, we’ll just take a long, satisfying sip of whatever the hell is going on during this soccer match.
A Spanish soccer player — Diego Costa of Chelsea F.C. — was ejected after he, well, we’re still not sure what he did.
We do, however, know it stirred something sacred and ancient from deep within us.
Costa was fined £20,000 by the league and was temporarily suspended from play, according to the Guardian.
Grab the popcorn, or the coconut oil: