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Sorry, You Won’t See Levi Johnston Stand Erect in Playgirl


For all the hype, you will not see Levi Johnston’s baby maker in Playgirl. Told you he wasn’t a gay icon.

Playgirl blames Levi’s handler Tank Jones for refusing to let photographers deliver the goods. Says mag rep Daniel Nardicio: “We’re thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them. Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity.”

Which is a stupid thing to say! You should have kept us guessing!

In the run-up to the photo shoot, Levi wouldn’t confirm whether his wang would be on display, which had us yearning for it more. But now that we don’t get to see full frontal? We might as well skip the membership on Playgirl.com, and refuse to pick up a physical copy of the magazine (they’re doing a special print run for this centerfold), and just wait for the photos to appear on some web forum dedicated to hot guys showing it off. Which is pretty much what we do anyhow.

Funny, then, that Levi’s own son Tripp has now shown off more willy in a glossy magazine than his papa.