Sexual confusion can be – well, confusing. Luckily, South African newspaper the Sowetan did some serious investigative work and found the “tell-tale” signs every one should know.
One inside source, a gay student named Kefiloe Tobagale testifies:
It’s mostly in the way they project themselves, the colors they go for, the television programs they prefer and so forth.
They like to sit with one bum on the couch and like to keep their hands together. Their jackets are festive and their necks are always elegantly projected.
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Homosexual men are romantic and have always been associated with hair care and they like to lead by example.For the uninitiated, tendencies can be foggy because I keep hearing things like internet obsession, but you can’t prove that.
No, no you can’t…
DavidDust
OH NO SHE DI-INT!!!
Heather_L_James
Are you sure this wasn’t prefaced by, “Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such educational films as “Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly,” and “Here Comes the Metric System!”?
EdWoody
Where’s that “jaw drop” emoticon?
timmmyk
I also swish around with one hand limp wristed in the air, sashaying from space to space, AND I always cry at old technicolor movies and screech when I see new shoes in shop windows