Splitsville For Reichen and Ryan

Gay “celebrity” Reichen must be nursing a broken heart. Or feeding a grudge.

The former Amazing Race contestant and Lance Bass boyfriend recently updated his MySpace page and declared himself “single,” which must mean he and lookalike lover Ryan Barry have called it quits.

Reichen’s obviously got some beef with the beefcake boy toy, for his headline reads “You Shady Lying Sack of Shit. You’re BEYOND Gross. What an Idiot I Have Been!” Well, we could have told you that!

The fuming flamer also offered some Hollywood-centric love tips:

Never believe them when they say they’re in love with you.

Never believe them when they tell you where their heart is.

Never believe them when they say they’re only going to sleep with you, especially when there is a social climbing opportunity in front of them.

Never underestimate their need for celebrity, money, and fame.

Never believe you can fix it by being true or nice.

Never EVER believe love is more important to them than anything Hollywood.

This isn’t the first time Reichen’s taken to the internet to offer a virtual rant. Remember his bat-shit crazy remarks against LA Rag Mag? That was wild!

And, with regard to the dating tips, we agree with you Reichen, but think they can be applied across the States. Boys are bad news. That’s why we’re going to become lesbians!