If you clicked on this story then you obviously want to know who wins Season 4 of RuPaul‘s Drag Race. But to prevent our inbox from flooding with hate mail—well, more hate mail—we’re warning you: Do not read further if you want to wait for the season finale.
According to the RuPaul Drag Race Season 4 Wikipedia page, Phi Phi O’Hara is going to snatch the crown from Sharon Needles and Chad Michaels. The information has since been removed from the page and, though it confirms rumors we’ve been hearing since before the season debuted, we really hope its not true. Sure, Phi Phi is pretty and can bounce around the stage like a firecracker. She’s got nerve and talent, but she’s not
creative charismatic or unique. And you can’t spell CUNT without those things.
We’re still chanting that Mother Dust, a.k.a. Chad Michaels, is chosen as the winner. For once, it’d be nice to see a nice girl finish first.
Source: Tabloid Prodigy. Photo via Logo