Despite a little bump in the road towards the end of season two of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars, there has never been a queen so deserving of the crown as season five runner-up Alaska Thunderfuck. She came prepared, she played brilliantly and she was funny as all hell.
She also proved herself to be a savvy marketer, releasing music during the show’s run that tied in with a very memorable Lil Poundcake appearance.
So not to miss a beat, she’s released a new video just after her big win.
In “The T,” Alaska does not hold back. Here’s a sampling of the song’s lyrics:
On his exes:
Now lets talk about my exes
I cheated on Sharon with a guy in Texas
I’m just kidding he was really in Florida
But what the fuck fucking rhymes with Florida?
We were good together but we’re better apart
And I learned a lot from that broken heart
Sharon and Chad, I’m happy for you
Cerrone the Cat I fucking miss you boo
Now every breakup turned out so well
I put a lot of really nice guys through some fucked up hell
But then there was this one guy… Girl…
And if you have Reddit, you probably know all about this already…
On good fans and awful fans:
To the twunk ass messes in the meet and greet
Tryna treat a Ru Girl like a piece of meat
Ow! You’re pullin’ my hair, bitch!
You’re spillin’ my dress bitch!
You think you’re a fan, but you’re only a mess, bitch!
Real fans? I fucking love you
I’d lay myself down on the train tracks for you
In fact, I made this fucking record for you
Call me Delano, cause I Adore you..
Check out the video, featuring Adore Delano, below:
tominchicago
Not that it’s life or death, but some of us might have the finale on our DVR and haven’t watched it yet, so having a spoiler right in your headline….
jess_lopez
ALASKA performed and scored the best during the entire season. She deserves to win All-Stars.
jess_lopez
If you haven’t seen the latest episode of Drag Race perhaps it is wise to avoid gay blogs and websites for a while.
BivisibleGuy
Actually, I was pretty annoyed with the spoiler in the headline too. Queerty hasn’t even been covering All Stars, unlike Towleroad’s recaps (whom always bury the info under spoiler alerts). Why would I think that it would be dangerous to open my Feedly?
Not a huge deal. Obviously #firstworldproblems. Just wanted to point out that this could have been shared in a way that wouldn’t have made me feel like I am going to waste my time watching the episode tonight… Queerty has been asking for feedback on their articles, here’s mine: don’t be jerks. (and this applies to far more than a lack of spoiler alerts, but often general articles with more tone and opinions than information)
Bingbing
Yea queerty, not cool!
asby
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DCguy
I doubt that there are many Drag Race fans who are HALF as messy as Alaska was during the episode before the finale. Unbalanced, spoiled, and childish. Now you find out she cheated on Sharon too? Sharon was lucky to get away.
BigG
I love Alaska I understand the backlash of some of her choices. She would’ve been better if she just would’ve said I’m eliminating them because they are competition. She was fake about it. That’s what turned everyone. But it was her choice and she did what she had to do to win. If RuPaul was the judge I think Tatiana and Alyssa may have won.
ggore
Offering to bribe the other contestants to keep her in the contest should have brought on an immediate dismissal, never mind the childish temper tantrum she threw. The fact that neither Ru nor Michelle never even mentioned it shows that this season was designed to give Alaska the title some way, somehow.
kityglitr
@asby: Some people use what’s known as a feed reader, an app that aggregates all your favorite online content in one easy to read place. Usually the feed readers only give you headlines so you can choose when and what to read without having to go directly to the site. So you can’t always control what you see when scrolling through. Would have been nice to just leave the spoiler out of the headline. But technology sucks sometimes!