World Domination Imminent?

STDs Breaking Records!

Our genitals just shrieked, shuddered and shriveled:

More than 1 million cases of chlamydia were reported in the United States last year – the most ever reported for a sexually transmitted disease, federal health officials said Tuesday.

“A new U.S. record,” said Dr. John M. Douglas Jr. of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

YAY!! Oh, wait… That’s not good, nor is the news that Gonorrhea and Syphilis are burrowing in – the big S saw a rise for the first time in fifteen years: 9,800 of the most contagious infections were reported in 2006, about 1,100 more than 2005.

Sex just got a whole lot more stressful.