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Stephen Colbert On Perry’s Ad: “Unlike Being Gay, Loving Christmas Is Not A Choice”

A lot of people hated Rick Perry‘s anti-gay, pro-Christmas ad (including his gay campaign strategist). But not Stephen Colbert—he loved that ad because it finally shed light on those who hate the Christmas lifestyle. Candy-cane stockings, brightly-wrapped packages, gingerbread men in his mouth—all of it turns Colbert on. And don’t even get him started about mistletoe—take it away sexy, twin Santas!