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Stephen Colbert Shocked By Same-Sex Couples At The Grammys, Concerned For Viewers

Homophobe watchdog Stephen Colbert has your back, straight America. So you better believe he’s going to call out televised gay bullshit when he sees it.

On last night’s episode of The Colbert Report, the pundit takes aim at that mass same-sex wedding ceremony The Grammys forced down the throats of heterosexual viewers and rightfully raises concern for the many heterosexual men and women that may have been harmed in the process. After all, everybody knows proximity to gays can turn you gay:

I cannot believe that on national television they held a mass gay wedding. Officially it was only 33 couples but who knows how many people were inadvertently gay married last night? It’s just like a Gallagher concert. The first two rows are in the gay ‘splash zone’.

 Shame on CBS! Something this shocking belongs on Logo.

On:           Jan 28, 2014
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    • Caleb in SC

      I am a little biased, as Stephen Colbert is from Charleston, but that man is a national treasure.

      Jan 28, 2014 at 3:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver

      He’s so hilarious, my ass hurts (which is always a good thang).

      Jan 28, 2014 at 3:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • linda gomez

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      Jan 29, 2014 at 8:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Louis

      this guys hilarious and whats so funny is some people actually take him seriously Stephens been an ally for years.

      Jan 29, 2014 at 10:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sweet Boy

      Stevie looked hotter with his crew cut

      Jan 29, 2014 at 10:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebizzar

      It says video is no longer available :(

      Jan 30, 2014 at 4:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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