Let the groan-inducing double entrendres begin.
“All-American Boy” artist Steve Grand took to Instagram to show the world that he’s been doing odd jobs around the house, particularly caulking. Yes, caulking. The people have a right to know.
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“Shooting this white stuff out of my big gun into every hole I can find,” he writes. “Possibly getting carried away, but it’s hard! not to get excited! I even got some in my hair and on my face.”
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Really hitting his stride, he continues: “I will have hopefully filled up every hole and crack in the structure so that no screaming… I mean singing… Can be heard from the outside.”
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In another post, he writes, “Now how am I suppose [sic] to find someone to love me with all this mysterious white stuff caked on me?!”
Oh, wait a second. We see what he just did there.
paulo_gouveia
OK, because you were wondering about what constitutes newsworthiness, this article is clearly an example of something that is not worth covering.
You know, eight months ago, Garth Greenwell published a gay novel–often referred to as THE definitive modern gay novel–about cruising and confusing love with lust. That never got covered here; let’s not allow true cultural contribution to sully the unending stream of Instagram pics by narcissists. Some of these guys have zero talent but look pretty in a Speedo; that’s all well and good, but at least have the decency to shoot it straight. Don’t use the word “leak” in a headline and then not link to a cock pic. Shame on you.
Mick406
I feel the same way! It takes forever for pictures or videos to download and I am just wasting a huge amount of time. I want a quick look and then go back to doing something else. I HATE these misleading headlines!!!
Chip
So is Steve still concerned with everyone only reporting his looks/body? It seems he has no problem using it when no news pops up about him in awhile. I mean yeah hes hot but first he bitches and fights with sites and blogs then he posts this stuff.
crowebobby
Love the guy in the first photo, the one in the second and third, not so much. (Yes, I know they’re the same person.)
ProfessorMoriarty
@paulo_gouveia: I wish this site had an upvote button, cause I’d punch that sucker a 100 times for your post. My sentiments exactly.
Lestar
ugh….
Tobi
@paulo_gouveia: “…Garth Greenwell published a gay novel…”
I think Queerty’s audience mainly looks at the pictures.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
I give that face 5yrs tops..the ferret is strong in this one
truckproductions
wtf was he rolling around in the caulk? looks to me like someone who has no idea what he’s doing.. rather, thirsting for some media attention..
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
@paulo_gouveia: This.
“Gay culture” if it’s about anything is about championing high culture as well as low culture and juxtaposing then in striking ways…and this site is seriously unbalanced (though that makes it sound much more interesting than it is)
Malcolm Forest
I am glad Queerty showed this article. Any LGBT person who comes to this website and expects serious news articles is deluded and will end up very disappointed. Try other websites like Towleroad or Pink News or LGBT Nation if you want more bite. This website is vacuous and vapid and shows pretty pictures of pretty men. I enjoy visiting here after a long stressful day at work.
This article shows a gay celebrity doing some DIY. I enjoyed reading it. I enjoyed looking at the pictures. I think Steve Grand is very attractive. I fancy Steve Grand, I have tweeted with him. He is shallow and vapid and not too bright but he is making the most of his assets and I follow his stories. I wish him well.
Malcolm Forest
Actually after rereading this article, I am in high admiration of Steve Grand. His instagram posts were quite entertaining and witty and well-written. If he wrote those personally, more kudos to him!
spanprof
I’m kind of over these articles which imply pictures of celebrity bodies naked. I’m getting to the point where I will skip them. Steve Grand’s actual “gun” does not appear. The same with Bieber, nice tool blacked out, and i never saw it on “Queerty”. Maybe it’s time to ditch this newsletter. It plays to stereotypes anyway. –so West Hollywood!
oregonduckbrad
Ugh, no. #overexposed How is this newsworthy?? The ego behind these Instagram “stars”. So gross.
desertboy
No comment. Wouldn’t want to upset this snowflake.
JayDub
I agree with a previous poster. The fake celebrity nudes clickbait is why a lot of people complain about “not newsworthy.”
Arconcyyon
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PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
@Malcolm Forest: “Try other websites like Towleroad or Pink News or LGBT Nation if you want more bite. ” : Says all we need to know about you.
No one is asking for it to be the fucking the Times Literary Supplement…Just to casually mention shitt happening in ya actual gay CULTURE.. to sit alongside the usual braindead shit that clearly turns the hamster wheel in your mind.
VampDC
This guy isn’t even a musician anymore…just a porn star lol.
Doughosier
Ugh, now he has a beard? There goes his attractiveness.
Mick406
Ha! UP-VOTE by me! Hate beards.
Doughosier
@VampDC: You can’t be a male pop star and have a gay following unless you’re hot. Gay men only like female entertainers.
robho3
Hey queerty- so this is a perfect example of a stupid ass story that you post. I mean really? And how much longer are we going to have to here about this one hit wonder Steven Grand who wrote a minor( and I use that term loosely) hit 2+ years ago.
stadacona
95% of “gay culture” is sex, porn, gossip, and fashion. As Western civilization collapses thanks, among others, to the Kardashians and hip-hop, gays just follow down the toilet. Islam is smiling.
frankcar1965
@paulo_gouveia: Really? This is gay tabloid!!!! What did you think it was? This is trash reporting for the gay set. Queerty is far from highbrow or did you not notice that? Don’t be a dick. And yet you read it.
Goforit
Let’s see. Trump/Bondi play for pay news story…..2 comments. Craig Jungwirth gay terrorist threat…..6 comments. Married lawmaker drug/gay prostitution scandal….10 Comments. Steve Grand sexy, suggestive pictures….24 Comments. I suspect Queerty knows exactly what they are doing.
Xzamilio
I mean, the music’s awful, so why not show the body?
lykeitiz
Steve Grand is smoking hot and & his cute sense of humor just makes him hotter. Celebrities are like neighbors — Pay attention to the ones you like, and ignore the ones you don’t. Bitching about them just makes you a pathetic loser.
Jack Meoff
It’s starting to look as though Steve Grand’s career has become less about music and more about fame for fame sake. Another one going down the Kardashian road.
Jaxson
Can we say “attention whore”?
Keebler ILF
Grand’s sexual innuendos remind me of a video from Crank Yankers where Niles Standish crank called a hardware store asking for info about caulk.
“How many different kinds of caulk do you handle?” Lol.
https://youtu.be/eyu0lAfAFIM