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Sticking a Phallic Object Between Your Lips IS GAY!

If you’ve seen MTV’s “Truth” campaign lately, you can see why young people are growing immune to anti-smoking messages. Fake job interviews for Big Tobbaco? Boring! Which is why it’s lovely to see The Onion‘s report on the CDC’s new anti-smoking effort, which keeps kids away from cigarettes by warning them it’ll make ’em look gay. Need ideas for celebrity spokespeople? Call us, CDC!