the lawmaking

Still Illegal in Florida: Gay Marriage, Adoption. Still Not Illegal in Florida: Goat Sex

In a brilliant display of lawmakers not doing their job, Florida’s state legislators once again managed to not outlaw bestiality because some of them didn’t want to be seen as wasting time criminalizing something almost nobody does. Instead, their inaction has the effect of these lawmakers being seen as welcoming man-goat, man-flamingo, and man-crocodile sex tourists to Florida.