This man knows what he wants: “Your ass deserves proper respect and worship. I am a deeply submissive slave – seeking a dominant and punishing male who needs a fart rag. Please put me to work worshipping [sic] your fumes! I like a dominant guy to force me to keep my face near his ass while he blasts me with his gas and laughs as I’m made to inhale.” What’s even crazier: this guy’s willing to pay gassy gays. If only we’d eaten our Brussel sprouts! [C’list]