couch surfing

Straight Acting Erik Will Sleep On Your European Fold Out If You Ask

Straight Acting Erik, our always horny college student studying abroad in Germany, is no longer in the closet to his 18 housemates. Yay! In his latest dispatch, Erik says he’s couch surfing around Europe by staying with some YouTube mates. So if you live within a 300-mile radius of Deutschland and need a bedmate, you know where to look.

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8 Comments

  • scott ny'er

    well, at least this is better than hearing about Craigery all the time. It’s nice that Queerty rotates their obessions, Davey Wavey, Craigery, Straight Acting Erik and the dropped-nutritionist dude.

  • Ryan

    just wanna put him in my pocket.

  • tallskin2

    I swear if he uses the adjective AWESOME one more time I will take the train from London to Germany, hunt him down and give his nuts a hard squeeze!

  • Nick

    I guess “straight acting” doesn’t cover gay face.

  • reform jew

    “straight-acting”
    >implying to be a proper homosexual you have to act like a flaming queen.

  • Brandon H

    Bitch went from 0 to Slut with a single trip to europe.

  • Rando

    @Brandon H: It happens.

    But I wouldn’t be so adverse to the idea if he was less of a gay-hater.

  • Chris

    @reform jew: that actually doesn’t imply anything outside of what it actually says.

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